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The Logic of False Beliefs Humans need a reasonably accurate view of the world in order to survive. If your model of reality is wildly different from the actual world, then you struggle to take effective actions each day. However, truth and accuracy are not the only things that matter to the human mind. Humans also seem to have a deep desire to belong. “Humans are herd anim@ls. We want to fit in, to bond with others, and to earn the respect and approval of our peers. Such inclinations are essential to our survival. For most of our evolutionary history, our ancestors lived in tribes. Becoming separated from the tribe—or worse, being cast out—was a de@th sentence.”

As long as football is played by humans, CRISTIANO RONALDO has no mate.

@instablog9ja Nobody dey hold our own accountable, na chop and clean mouth we get for here

Congo jails FA president over $1.3m diversion as Nigerian football officials escape prosecution for bigger scandals.

@instablog9ja 500k bill abi werey ni Omo Yi ni? Shey your papa and mama get that money? Idiot

Lady cries out as guy who begged her on a date refuses to pay ₦500k bill.

@NigeriaStories Abeg who don watch the video make hin summarize for us abeg, no be stone I dey use buy data.

Someone went to record Verydarkman's family house in the village to drag him online

l have friends who are Laliga Fans.... some support REAL MADRID while some support BARCELONA. Last month..... whenever we bring topic of the most toughest League l always win because PREMIER LEAGUE dominate. l can't say the same now because of PREMIER LEAGUE Clubs results in round of 16 in UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE. How will l open my mouth and said that Premier League is tougher than Laliga when REAL MADRID beat MANCHESTER CITY 5-1. How can l open my mouth to brag about Premier League when BARCELONA beat NEWCASTLE UNITED 8-3. How can l brag about with Premier League when A.MARDRID beat TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 7-5. I can not even Open my mouth and say LIGUE 1 is a Farmers League just because of the 2 eggs PSG 8 on CHELSEA. They said MANCHESTER UNITED always embarrass PREMIER LEAGUE in EUROPE but l haven't seen where MANCHESTER UNITED Concede more than 7 Goals in UEFA knock Out Stage. ⛳If l talk about CHELSEA now people will start asking me why the 2 much 8 on CHELSEA 😏. 🚩

BREAKING NEWS: FIFA introduces rule mandating All teams participating in a women’s tournament organised by FIFA will be required to have a female head coach or assistant. This will affect Nigeria 🇳🇬 because the super falcons has a male coach

@instablog9ja Make una kuku kpai us all na, una no dey ever get solution to anything

House of Representatives Committee on Petroleum Resources (Downstream) warns of further petrol price hikes if local refinery supply issues aren’t addressed.

@instablog9ja Na so my werey x message me, she say she dey check on me. I just laugh 😂😂. But I truly miss her toto.

Round 2 — healing or premium breakfast loading? 🥲👇

@Esmart26 Stop posting nonsense about opay, opay don't give out loan. Keep opay out of your nonsense

Loan apps has come to steal from you, coz tell how Opay will accumulate interest of 1.6m Untop 4700 Naira borrowed since 2022💀😂

@yabaleftonline This one dey advertise yansh, oloriburuku Omo

She’s trying to read for her exam but lives on Lagos mainland.

Everything for this country na rice, no electricity dey share rice, no security they share rice, poverty is in the they share rice, no good health care they share rice. No Ogun go kpai all APC members and there leaders. If anybody bring this rice to me of I no wipe am for hin head make my papa call me that day. Nonsense 😡😡

JUST IN: Selected indigent residents across communities in Osun State on Thursday received about 1,600 bags of rice from the Renewed Hope Initiative of President Bola Tinubu.

@instablog9ja Dem no born anybody well to vote against am, you see that 0.07% don run comot for the country like this 😂😂😂

Kim Jong Un wins 99.93% of the vote in North Korea’s parliamentary election.

@instablog9ja Baba I don go collect ADC membership card because of you ooo, no go fall my hand jare

2027: I’m Not Sure Of Getting ADC Presidential Ticket – Peter Obi 😭😭 Former presidential candidate Peter Obi has revealed that he is unsure about securing the presidential ticket of the African Democratic Congress (ADC) ahead of the 2027 general elections. Obi spoke candidly about the uncertainties surrounding his political journey and ongoing coalition discussions. He noted that while many have questioned his chances within the ADC, there are no guarantees. “I’ve been asked how certain I am that the ADC will give me the ticket. The truth is, I cannot be sure. What matters most is our commitment to a shared cause,” he said. The former Anambra State governor emphasized that his priority is building a movement focused on national interest rather than personal ambition. According to him, the current political environment demands resilience, consistency, and sacrifice especially from those in the opposition. Reflecting on Nigeria’s current state, Obi expressed concern about how the country reached this point and warned against abandoning efforts to create a better political alternative. “I often ask myself how we got here and what could happen if we stop pushing for change,” he added. Despite reports of political pressure and internal challenges, Obi insisted that he remains steadfast in his mission, noting that no form of intimidation has deterred him. Obi further highlighted concerns about trust and loyalty within political alliances, admitting that uncertainty remains a key issue when dealing with different interest groups. “We can’t be completely certain that those we’re working with today won’t walk away tomorrow. That uncertainty is always there,” he stated.

@instablog9ja Na hunger and better poverty go finish you, nonsense advice

Your Breakthrough Might Come Through Your Wife— Nurse Omolabake Advises Men Over 30 Battling Financial Hardship

@yabaleftonline How will Nigeria be better if people like this keep supporting this failed party.

Pastor Tobi Adegboyega, Oyemykke and other City Boy movement members came together to celebrate the arrival of President Tinubu in the UK.

@instablog9ja 😂😂😂 money wey dem go share between themselves

Starmer and Tinubu sign £746m UK-Nigeria ports deal, including £70m for British investment.

@JuliusElum That's a total lie, you people should stop posting fake news. Opay doesn't give out loan, you shouldn't engage yourself in something like this.

I was so BROKE, I borrowed N20k from EASYBUY in 2019 to buy Tecno Camon 12 partly on credit. I paid N19k leaving a N6k balance. Years now, I have tried several times to pay the balance, but the account provided is not working, and they failed to debit it directly from the bank details I provided. I don't know if the company EasyBuy folded. If you work with EASYBUY kindly help me contact them, I want to repay the LOAN. Here is why I brought up this. I borrowed N20k from a gadgets LOAN App to buy a smartphone. It's over 5 years now, yet, the repayment interest didn't jump to N10 million. But OPAY loan APP justifies a boy who borrowed N4,700 back in 2022 would pay N1.6 million interest in 2026. That's broad daylight robbery and institutional extortion. 😭😭💔💔🤷😡 SAY NO TO OPAY. SAY no to unjust LOAN interest. 💔💔😭😭😡😡

@instablog9ja See wetin this man dey collect alone, wetin Obasanjo wey bring dem enter here go dey collect.

Emir of Kano, Muhammadu Sanusi II, earned N442 million ($324,000) in remuneration from MTN Group for the 2025 financial year.

Moment Israel str+ke hits RT journalist Steve Sweeney in southern Lebanon during live reporting.

@instablog9ja No wonder our data dey quick finish, when only this man dey collect this amount, how much Obasanjo go come dey collect