Le Sigh

I am sorry but you seem like someone that has missed some belt loops on the pants of life.

What’s the equation of Lululemon pieces worn to time spent in a gym?

Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference.

No, I haven't been exercising. It's just the meat sweats.

@The_GetawayGirl I am so sorry for your loss❤️

my heart is so heavy. my dad died today.

You changed your name to Hazel and were angry I didn’t know that meant you were identifying as a man now🤦🏻‍♀️

My dad just said “you don’t pay attention, you pay the price.” He is watching the weather channel.

sorry I haven’t been online lately I’ve been trying to pull up my yoga pants

Had a sex dream last night. I wasn't in it. Seemed so real.

Happy Father’s Day to all of the dad’s out there!

All I know is, if you ever bury a Furby, for the love of God bury it deeper than I did.

I'm only tolerant until I'm not.

Can sex substitute for a bonus cardio workout?

*seductively places bladder leak pads in shopping cart*

@eTHEgoddess Work only

Anybody else working, exercising & basically living 95% at home still? Sometimes, I think I’m the only one... (Especially when I see friends’ photos of vacations & recent SB parties.)

@LuvPug 🤣

I feel like I walked into some kind of intervention

All this technology and we're still shitting into a bowl full of water?

There are people you can look at and just know they really need a slap.