Pugnado 🐾🌪

This was the day I met Stella, then named Missy at the ARL. She was 10 years old & had been there for 6 months- after being adopted & returned for being ‘difficult’ I’d gone to 4 shelters looking for a dog. I didn’t want a cat. Nobody wanted her because she was mean & smelled bad

Ironically, I have to talk to myself to stay sane

i’ll take peace, love, and whatever she is having

Being an adult is gaining and losing the same 10 pounds for the rest of your life.

My being lost or found depends on who's looking for me.

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted everyone to go fuck themselves and I rescued a cat who wants the same thing

you're as free as you're willing to be disliked

@NolaChef504 I’ve learned to live with my trauma, I’ve become better, not bitter

Just when I think this administration isn’t total garbage, I see Trump’s video of The Obama’s. Just kidding, I never not think this administration isn’t total garbage

If I had a pet shark I would only feed him bad guys.

You’re not saying a word and I’m no longer here for that

Being an adult is realizing nobody actually knows what they’re doing

Stop blaming God for the shitty things that people do.

Toto, I don’t think we’re in America anymore

@TelBallard I was today years old when I learned that

@LuvPug Yes I always hear this too, what he actually says is "jedermann bekannt"

I don't speak a word of German, but I can't be the only one who hears 'monkey cunt' in the song 'Rock me Amadeus'

@NolaChef504 I might’ve been funny once upon a time, thanks Mike!

Just turned wine into barf. Your move, Jesus.

A wardrobe style service, except for cats.

I hope they don’t ban TikTok because it’s the only thing keeping my wife awake when we watch Netflix.

I felt like I needed a facelift, so I told myself a joke.

The best part of The Wizard of Oz is when Glenda says only bad witches are ugly, then she asks Dorothy if she's a good witch or a bad witch.

@AboveCloudLevel Thank you so much!