Don Sharpe 🛸

Paramedics do not belong in hospital ER hallways. jems.com/administration…

I'm not sure if this is real or not but it's pretty incredible to see.

SAVAGE: Shawn Grooms claimed Afroman's songs were part of the reason his wife left him Then the defense called their only witness to the stand to contradict his statement… His ex-wife She had to place a restraining order on him after their divorce. 🫠

🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA >SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today >personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock >charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china >used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers >$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025 >built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors >caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers >coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats >SMCI down 12% after hours >faces up to 30 years in federal prison ITS SO OVER…

The entire Afroman trial has been one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen.

Irritating the wife is a fine old tradition.

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⚖️CIVIL TRIAL⚖️ Seven Adams County Sheriff's Deputies vs Rapper Afroman (Joseph Foreman) in Ohio Monday, March 16, 2026 The Lawsuit filed claims invasion of privacy and emotional distress after he used 2022 home raid footage in his music videos. 😆 Viral 'Lemon Pound Cake' video brought threats, distress😂

@AmericanCrime01 He dropped a video just for this. Funny AF. x.com/Thefactsdude/s…

JUST IN: Afroman drops a banger before the lawsuit against him goes to court Monday in Adams County, Ohio. Afroman just released “Batteram Hymns of the Police Whistle Blower” a day before the lawsuit heads to court. Adams County sheriffs are suing Joseph Foreman for defamation, invasion of privacy, and intentional infliction of emotional distress for featuring them in his music videos from the night they raided and vandalized his house and allegedly stole $400. In the new song and video, he calls the deputies out by name, packed with videos photos from the raid and some AI to make it comical. Pretty ballsy.

@CountDankulaTV @RantyAmyCurtis Lemon Pound Cake!!! x.com/americancrime0…

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Muslim takes his elderly parents on a pilgrimage to Medina. Instantly starts strangling his father believing he'll get straight on his flying horse from there. Glad they're the religion of peace or they'd be dangerous 🤦🏻‍♂️

Snow plow driver forces an Indian to pick up his trash he threw on the sidewalk The fatigue is real

@ScottRCarpenter “When Trump is gone…” He isn’t going anywhere and his succession plan is in place. Alberta will be an Independent Republic, breaking the chokehold by China. This is the beginning of the end of Canada’s Liberal Party Criminal Cartel.

They called Canada the world’s first post national state with no core identity. They trampled their own citizens with horses and debanked them for protesting their draconian “health” policies. Then they illegally used the emergencies act to crush them. They have gradually shut down our resource based economy and made life unaffordable for vast swaths of the population. They have driven food bank use through the roof with their inflationary monetary policies. They flooded our country with millions of immigrants (many of whom dislike the native population) and drove the price of housing sky high. They allowed Chinese police stations to operate within our borders. They allowed Chinese political actors to intimidate our citizens and meddle in our elections. And now they want a “trade deal” that brings us even closer to an adversary we can’t defend ourselves against. They neutered our military, put tampons in the men’s room and put a woman in charge who cries publicly about how terrible we are. Now they want to disarm us and throw us in jail for quoting scripture. But they “Choose Canada”. The truth is the Liberals abandoned Canada and its citizens long ago. Their patriotism is fake and based on nothing more than a fear of orange man bad. The moment Trump is gone they’ll simply finish the job they started ten years ago. They hate Canada. And they hate you. Only a brainwashed moron would believe otherwise.

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