Shaun Windram

Surely after another $3bn you'll finally have access to the whiz-bang internet speeds comparable to the 1990's @matthewfellows ? abc.net.au/news/2020-09-2…

@ChrisIronside Yeah so I didn't notice this at the time and it's too late to take down now. I don't know if you've noticed but it's gone viral 💁🏻‍♂️

@EastSideStaff Totally. Cast your mind back to the days we could meet people socially. What number question was “what do you do for work?”? Work is important but it doesn’t define us.

What if we thought of each other as people BEFORE our positions...Yes, I'm a Recruiter. I'm also a woman named Laura. I worry that we create transactional dynamics in biz by not taking time to get to know each other. If having an introductory call-ask about the other person, too!

@jessemillman A slow and painful death for the unsuspecting victim 😩

this guy is an evil genius

@matthewfellows I won't lie, it doesn't look like it's worth the wait... thenewdaily.com.au/life/tech/2020…

@ShaunWindram Continuing the farcical NBN update trend, we have been pushed back to March. Lets all check back in 2 months

Chasing the dragon. NBN, the crack of the internet in Australia. Every time you think it's in reach, it moves back just a few months...

@stevenjstill What about "You're the one for me, fatty?"

@ShaunWindram As long as you don’t go with the more you ignore me the closer I get.....

@mattcharney I prefer a three-pronged attack, something like 😂😭🤪 is not completely out of the ordinary 🤷🏻‍♂️

Why do white men of a certain age all feel the need to respond to everything with 👍

@CircuITRecruit Who's the Nintex fella with the rocket left peg?! We need to sign that 🤯🥅⚽️🚀🦶🏼

That's a wrap for this season of mixed soccer! Nintex played a tough game today and took away the win. Nonetheless, it was a great last game to end an epic season. Team Circuit will be refining our skills and look forward to next season.

@eaonp Is this in chronological order?

@Thrawldo 2kg x 5 reps cuz. Knackered.

Is there a dumbbell to bodyweight ratio required to allow weights to crash to the floor from waist height? 🙄

@Hervbird21 So there's none that can decide a pizza delivery guy is not right for your CTO gig yet everywhere you look, AI is replacing recruiters? Cool. Got it👍🏻

What ATS ACTUALLY filters out candidates and automatically rejects them before human eyes can see the applications?

@WeAreCrewTalent Did you pass?

@ShaunWindram Let me ask someone I know....

Is there an IQ test you have to fail before using public transport? 🤔

@MoDornoch Nawwwww so chuffed to meet a legend, is Neil Lennon 🤭

Today was a very good day!

Recruitment royalty on’t stage with this pair @BillBoorman and @HungLee #melbrecmeetup

@evanderkoogh Hey Joseph, the 1950's called. Yeah mate, they want their chauvinism back.

Sometimes I think we should burn this entire industry to the ground and start again. It’s not like we have a lot to lose..

Legacy to leading edge chat with Leigh Gibson of ANZ. I love hearing the focus of technology is the end result, the customer. I encourage everyone to start with the customer, tech is important but it’s just a tool. The customer is everything! #futurestack

Just had someone phone the office and ask if they could drop off a CV. Wowsers.

@TroyHammo From this day on, we'll call this "The Hammond Theory" I had a Domino's Pizza Delivery guy apply for a Delivery Manager role once...nice try pizza dude, nice try.

Why is it the candidates who I reject because they have the least relevant experience always need the most feedback on why they weren’t successful? You work at McDonalds and applied for a COO role my dude.