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@ShawD91

Religion, Judaism, Tottenham Hostpur 🌹 Teaching

London Beigetreten Aralık 2012
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Jack Pitt-Brooke@JackPittBrooke·
Changed my mind, I actually really rate that england are still alive
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Jack Pitt-Brooke@JackPittBrooke·
Would love a mercifully quick end to the cricket tonight. Australia wrap up early on, England bowled out in 30 overs again. Not sure I can handle it still being on at 4 or 5am.
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Shaw@ShawD91·
Reading back my draft for the charity teachers' rap battle, I fear that I have put myself at a disadvantage, allowing my main influences to become Dr Seuss and Julia Donaldson
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Shaw@ShawD91·
It took me a while to realise that the non-Jewish equivalent of "on one leg" is "in a nutshell;" but now I have, I'm unstoppable.
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Yesterday, as I walked to Kinloss hashkama, a man shouted "free, free palestine" at me from his car, and I instinctively passed my lulav to my left hand so that as he drove off he could have a clear view in his rear view mirror of the obscene gesture performed with my right hand.
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@adamboxer1 Always got time for a shva nah / shva nach poll on here
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Adam Boxer@adamboxer1·
How many syllables in "assembly"
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Shaw@ShawD91·
Knowledge is your insightful dvar Torah about Chad Gadya. Wisdom is not sharing it and letting everyone go to bed already.
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Shaw@ShawD91·
@emteess I don't know - is that a common one there?
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Shaw@ShawD91·
This morning I enjoyed hearing a man in a kosher bakery abbreviating cappuccino to "kapo" - he ordered two
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Shaw@ShawD91·
In another example of accidental theology, I explained to year 9 that the prefix in transubstantiation is the same as in transcendent, as well as other words they know like transport, transact, transparent, translucent. Now one of them has described God as "translucent". 🤷
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Shaw@ShawD91·
Yesterday I was devastated to learn that my children were looking to appoint a "new dad". Fortunately, I was later informed that I have been chosen for the position and I look forward to starting this new chapter after serving the notice period in my current role (original dad).
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Adam Boxer@adamboxer1·
What's the "nice units and bookshelves and TV units" option that's up from ikea but down from Sharps?
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Shaw@ShawD91·
Since it is customary for them to eat lavish food on Christmas, in order to distance oneself from idolatry, it is proper to eat chopped herring on a salted cracker for each meal taken before sunset.
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Claudia Lewis
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@ShawD91 What if one doesn't eat any meals, but instead snacks throughout the day on cocktail sausage rolls?
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Shaw@ShawD91·
It's 2064. I'm a few minutes late to shabbos mincha. I slide along the pew and whisper to a man who has had to tolerate this joke for many years, "did you hear about Sinwar?" He gamely chuckles and says, yes, they announced it, good news. I smile. Still got it.
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David Aaronovitch@DAaronovitch·
Let’s state what should be obvious about the resentment of asylum seekers living in hotels - that this is a product of past government’s total failure to process claims and that successful applicants want nothing more than to work for their living.
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Shaw@ShawD91·
@adamboxer1 Including, like, at home?
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Shaw@ShawD91·
@adamboxer1 Is it a reused Trump effigy though? It looks like a reused Trump effigy
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Shaw@ShawD91·
BREAKING: President Biden calls Rambam "Ram𝒃𝒂𝒎" in latest gaffe
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