Shit Masters Say

@Cyclingnewsfeed What frame material is he switching to? 😜

Michael Woods goes carbon neutral for 2021 Canadian to offset emissions after 'disturbing' carbon footprint calculations trib.al/MMJQSCZ

It’s Global Cyclocross Day! When #WorldBicycleDay and #GlobalRunningDay converge! Get out there and run around with your bike everyone! #cycling #running #cyclocross

@attackracing @midweekcycling @SketchyJuniors @GoZwift LARPing just ain’t the same when you’re in isolation! But enough LSD and you’re good-to-go!

@midweekcycling @SketchyJuniors @GoZwift Sorry, but that looks like @ShitMastersSay

Every @SketchyJuniors after 2 weeks of nothing but @GoZwift :

Pretty sure this was going to be my season of spring classic domination. #CovidCancellations

@thewannaberacer Rules are meant to be broken.

The "only spend what you sold your bike for rule" looks like it has restricted me to Cannondales (if my bike sells) due to their generous employee discount. So CAAD13 105 disc or SuperSix Evo 105 disc?

@suicidesportif Well played.

A tour down under always gets me excited!

Gonna give this #gravel #cycling fad a try this year. Time to go wide and dig those Cross 28s outta the cellar to glue em up. #WolberFTW

Dialing in ITT position for this year.... A couple more spacers under the stem....and an up-size in skinsuit should do the trick. Gonna call these belly rolls dimples & see if it gets me a little less cd.

Hey junior, I met your mother in the feed zone....She was telling me how she likes the sweet spot training

@fedojam @midweekcycling Gotta hit those spring races hard so we can put ‘er into cruise for the summer with 🍻, BBQing, and gravel grinders. #SSTFTW

New Year is almost here! Time to start setting some terribly unrealistic #cycling goals for 2020. Gonna stick to the training program, work on my core, focus on marginal gains, and even have a couple less pints 🍻! #2020AnythingIsPossible

Look at this #gravel #cycling Bullshit. 😉

@RasputitsaRide It’s about bigger tires, bigger beers, and bigger smiles! 🍺😃

Since turning 45, Masters Nationals has been just the right motivation for me to try and get to my best form, twice a year, about 6 months apart. Road in summer, ‘cross in the fall. 2 years ago I won the road race,… instagram.com/p/B08YyQiFDtQ/…

If @katushacycling needs a new toiletries sponsor I think they'd have a good spokesperson in @PolittNils for a toothpaste company #ParisRoubaix #parisroubaix19

Big ass racing glasses are back!!! Time to dig the Factory Pilots out of the tickle trunk.

Master-class in class. #ItsJustABikeRace #WereAllInThisTogether

@100Climbs Made it easier for the clean up crew.

Got to think, what exactly were those 'helmets' designed to do.