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Beware, it's 2026 and the CEO is back in the code base thanks to AI.


JUST IN: Michael Saylor's Strategy currently has a $9,500,000,000 unrealized loss on its Bitcoin investment.

Initiating operation "Make it all back in one trade"







🚨 RED FLAGS on @Dreamcash Their airdrop looks doomed 👇👇 Here’s the hard proof (No FUD, just MATH) 1/ Extremely shady points distribution Points sometimes randomly decrease, they can’t even explain why Reminder: points are UNLIMITED → massive inflation incoming And they give BIG BONUS for some "friends" that no one have (even if they just arrived) 2/ Devs don’t understand the HL product Asked basic questions about HL, they can’t tell recent updates and when i explain them they go mad or rude.. And don't forget but, they took 100% of the fees for themselves during "FOUNDER" season Gave us a trash XP multiplier and still no cap on XP… enjoy the EXTRA dilution 4/ They “push” a USDT pair incentive, right? But it’s nowhere near the main campaign focus Because they can’t even stack 500k $HYPE themselves (like @hyenatrade or @nativemarkets), they did it through Supreme Liquid Labs (1) + they are Tether (2) slave now + they fake most of the volume from Selini (3) + USDTO is pushed by Beam (4). Not very HYPERLIQUID, don't you think? So basicaly they owe everyone 😂😂 What a bad SLOGAN for you @USDT0_to OH and little secret: I heard they stole the app idea from @dreaming So clearly VERY LOW chance to have a good AIRDROP, because Dreamcash is essentially a walled garden for institutional exit liquidity, prioritizing Tether's USDT0 capture over the permissionless, low-fee ethos that actually makes Hyperliquid a Perp DEX leader. NFA DYOR I’m moving my energy to real and Hyperliquid ethos builders to trade, like: @pear_protocol or @hypurrdash Otherwise, atm nothing is worth to farm except maybe @extendedapp and @prjx


