Pedro aka Ishi-san🇺🇸

I just got home from being out right now and I like what this is giving.😌

People forget that 9muses were models before they were idols, their whole concept was 'model-dols' yet they still served amazing vocals, rap, stage presence, and flawless synchronization. Truly one of the most versatile and talented girl groups ever

When it’s April 2nd and your step dad still hot

@nixcklm2 I wish she would follow me.😔

nicki minaj is gonna follow me again i can feel it

@OneFineJay HOORAY!!!

It's officially official: I got approval from the condo assocation. No power in the 'verse can stop me from moving to Florida now.

@drowsysailor Look at you, so handsome!😊

The tidal basin was pretty this morning

Dratini, gible, and goomy

@PolitclyNcorekt Cocaine?

Came across forbidden powdered sugar on my walk

NOT FLAT…

@goodboiaustin Sure dude

Bisexual men are more of a threat to the gay community than Isis

@nixcklm2 I like your charm🥺🥺

almost 500 new followers in the past couple days i know what you guys like and it ain't my charm 🙄

@nixcklm2 Your rage bait won’t work on me 😘😘

i'm disgusted by this phenomenon where millennials obsess over child like things, like pokémon, funko pop, anime, kids movies, etc

@AllTooJosh Honestly deserved

Thinking about how my first April Fools joke on my ex boyfriend was me sending him a voice memo with ambulance sounds in the background telling him I was being rushed to the hospital with a broken arm He didn’t talk to me for like 2 days

i am starting an onlyfans!

@drowsysailor Omg happy birthday 🎊🎉

Today begins the last year of my 20s

ANNOUNCEMENT 📢 after much deliberation, self reflection, and popular demand. I’ve decided to quit my job, move to LA and start an OnlyFans. 😌😌😌

@yeMikeSmith A fax machine

How do I send and receive Fax?

And to get it, I would have to do an over complicated guide to mod my 3DS just to get Pokemon bank. All I want to do is send a single Lapras from X to BD.

Of course I start playing Pokemon again after Pokémon bank is no longer available for download for the 3DS. FML