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@OneFineJay

Put away the umbrella; I do not need your shade.

Katılım Mart 2009
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Jay@OneFineJay·
We’re two-thirds of the way through the month and yet it’s only Tuesday
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Jay@OneFineJay·
@wyrdwode Everybody poops. Not everybody can handle pooping whenever the parasites tell you to and no amount of sphincter control will stop the flood when it decides to come.
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Jay@OneFineJay·
@KenShepherd The only people who share the exact spelling of my given name were born after me. Biters, all of them.
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Ken Shepherd@KenShepherd·
We all have a person who shares your first name that you think is the worst [first name] in the world. Who’s yours? Mine’s Ken Rosenthal.
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Jay@OneFineJay·
I mean sure you can go a couple of rounds of meds to be done with it but *parasitic* gastroenteritis (any species) is not fun, it’s not “stomach virus” or norovirus or food poisoning from your boomer parents’ poor leftovers handling skills.
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Jay@OneFineJay·
Okay maybe one day I might be a brand promoter but I don’t think you can pay me enough to “risk it all” for KALE SALAD
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@AmosFromWV Ooh spill the tea in the DMs on this subtweet?
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Amos 250@AmosFromWV·
When you beg for money on here for over two years, the sympathy eventually dries up no matter how many GiveSendGos you put together. It’s not a “bad season”… it’s bad decisions. Man up. Find that second job.
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Jay@OneFineJay·
@devmongus Oh man you're one of THOSE kinds of men who can't take a compliment
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Jay@OneFineJay·
@devmongus You didn't believe your only GBF when he has been telling you this for years?
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Daniel Abernathy@dabernathy89·
The ChatGPT flyers and posters are out of control. I am nearly at a breaking point and I don't even understand why. Please @sama do something to make these better please please
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Charles Signorile@CharlieSigs·
@OneFineJay His website had a picture of him with Obama and it says he’s available for “speaking engagements”. He’s not your average teacher.
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Jay@OneFineJay·
Okay how much is your house that it would insure for $9,200 and how did you get approved for a mortgage on a $48k/yr salary? Any additional income during the off season?
Travis Akers 🇺🇸@travisakers

My homeowner’s insurance through @progressive has increased again to $9,200. That is 19% of my annual salary before taxes as a public school teacher in Florida. Nearly 20% of my teaching income just for insurance is ridiculous. This is what the @FloridaGOP has done to Florida.

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Jay@OneFineJay·
@trumwill Ugh I guess I just helped him earn a few cents
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Jay@OneFineJay·
@GM3LOUIS Cherries, ripe jackfruit, really fresh durian (in small amounts), lychee, Manila mangoes
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Louis@GM3LOUIS·
What is a favorite fruit of yours? Mine are cherries, I like pineapple a lot and strawberries too.
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Jay@OneFineJay·
See, back when I was younger in the old country where agriculture was far more localized, contaminated produce doesn't reach the entire country. Yes, there ARE benefits to a distributed food system but keeping things clean without making you sick is paramount. The entire system collapses without that trustworthiness.
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Dylan@n3verendR·
@cocolarkincoo so that really does look absolutely delicious, but I am not sure about the timing of posting this recipe in particular.
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Corre Larkin@cocolarkincoo·
Cabbage au Poivre. This was insane. Year of the Cabbage is going strFresh me + videos waiting 📲🔥ong
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Kody@crogers_htown·
There should be a little sexual tension between you and every one of your mutuals. That’s why Twitter has rocked today. Js
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