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Jay
@OneFineJay
Put away the umbrella; I do not need your shade.
Katılım Mart 2009
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I’ve said it about radon, cargo vans, bats, the cold, eggs, skin cancer and gingivitis. Now it’s time to add another… call it explosive all you want, but i refuse to be afraid of pooping
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓@MoMohler
Trust me, you are not stronger than the Taco Bell diarrhea lettuce. Don’t be a hero.
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@KenShepherd The only people who share the exact spelling of my given name were born after me. Biters, all of them.
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We all have a person who shares your first name that you think is the worst [first name] in the world. Who’s yours? Mine’s Ken Rosenthal.
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@devmongus Oh man you're one of THOSE kinds of men who can't take a compliment
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@devmongus You didn't believe your only GBF when he has been telling you this for years?
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The ChatGPT flyers and posters are out of control. I am nearly at a breaking point and I don't even understand why. Please @sama do something to make these better please please
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@OneFineJay His website had a picture of him with Obama and it says he’s available for “speaking engagements”. He’s not your average teacher.
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Okay how much is your house that it would insure for $9,200 and how did you get approved for a mortgage on a $48k/yr salary? Any additional income during the off season?
Travis Akers 🇺🇸@travisakers
My homeowner’s insurance through @progressive has increased again to $9,200. That is 19% of my annual salary before taxes as a public school teacher in Florida. Nearly 20% of my teaching income just for insurance is ridiculous. This is what the @FloridaGOP has done to Florida.
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Here, have a cabbage recipe
Corre Larkin@cocolarkincoo
Cabbage au Poivre. This was insane. Year of the Cabbage is going strFresh me + videos waiting 📲🔥ong
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See, back when I was younger in the old country where agriculture was far more localized, contaminated produce doesn't reach the entire country. Yes, there ARE benefits to a distributed food system but keeping things clean without making you sick is paramount. The entire system collapses without that trustworthiness.
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Take it from someone who grew up in a tropical developing nation: cook your vegetables to death. Skip the fresh fruit unless you peel it yourself (pineapple, melons). Cook your own low- or no-sugar compotes (berries).
Fox News@FoxNews
Health officials are tracking a growing outbreak of a parasitic stomach illness that's now been reported in 31 states. Since May, the CDC has confirmed 800 cases of cyclosporiasis, with more than 1,500 additional cases still under investigation. So far, 86 people have been hospitalized, but no deaths have been reported. The hallmark symptom of a cyclospora infection is watery, often "explosive" diarrhea that can last for weeks or even months if left untreated, the CDC says. The source remains unknown, though Michigan health officials believe the outbreak may be linked to fresh produce, including lettuce, basil, cilantro and snow peas.
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@cocolarkincoo so that really does look absolutely delicious, but I am not sure about the timing of posting this recipe in particular.
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Cabbage au Poivre. This was insane. Year of the Cabbage is going strFresh me + videos waiting 📲🔥ong
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@fredemonium @crogers_htown This is true. Do not take it as an insult that I have made no advances on you.
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@OneFineJay @crogers_htown I feel that our friendship is very platonic and bromantic and unsullied.
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