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@OneFineJay

Put away the umbrella; I do not need your shade.

Katılım Mart 2009
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Jay@OneFineJay·
We’re two-thirds of the way through the month and yet it’s only Tuesday
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@wbridgefa Tricked into showing bobs and/or vagene?
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AppFlyer@wbridgefa·
I haven’t been tricked by one African or South Asian account in 23 hours. New record.
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Today’s lifting recap reel (no sound) with plenty of on-screen commentary. Felt strong, didn’t go totally DGAF with form and technique but definitely was a max load testing day instead of any kind of “hypertrophy technique” day
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@BleenishGurple Yes and since I have already muted a lot of rage bait accounts my FYP is hardly PvP in nature now
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Everything Is Stupid
Everything Is Stupid@BleenishGurple·
I don't know if it's because of the latest TL tweak but people seem to actually be seeing my tweets again
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@wyrdwode Everybody poops. Not everybody can handle pooping whenever the parasites tell you to and no amount of sphincter control will stop the flood when it decides to come.
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@KenShepherd The only people who share the exact spelling of my given name were born after me. Biters, all of them.
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Ken Shepherd@KenShepherd·
We all have a person who shares your first name that you think is the worst [first name] in the world. Who’s yours? Mine’s Ken Rosenthal.
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Jay@OneFineJay·
I mean sure you can go a couple of rounds of meds to be done with it but *parasitic* gastroenteritis (any species) is not fun, it’s not “stomach virus” or norovirus or food poisoning from your boomer parents’ poor leftovers handling skills.
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Jay@OneFineJay·
Okay maybe one day I might be a brand promoter but I don’t think you can pay me enough to “risk it all” for KALE SALAD
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@AmosFromWV Ooh spill the tea in the DMs on this subtweet?
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Amos 250@AmosFromWV·
When you beg for money on here for over two years, the sympathy eventually dries up no matter how many GiveSendGos you put together. It’s not a “bad season”… it’s bad decisions. Man up. Find that second job.
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@devmongus Oh man you're one of THOSE kinds of men who can't take a compliment
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@devmongus You didn't believe your only GBF when he has been telling you this for years?
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Daniel Abernathy@dabernathy89·
The ChatGPT flyers and posters are out of control. I am nearly at a breaking point and I don't even understand why. Please @sama do something to make these better please please
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Charles Signorile
Charles Signorile@CharlieSigs·
@OneFineJay His website had a picture of him with Obama and it says he’s available for “speaking engagements”. He’s not your average teacher.
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Jay@OneFineJay·
Okay how much is your house that it would insure for $9,200 and how did you get approved for a mortgage on a $48k/yr salary? Any additional income during the off season?
Travis Akers 🇺🇸@travisakers

My homeowner’s insurance through @progressive has increased again to $9,200. That is 19% of my annual salary before taxes as a public school teacher in Florida. Nearly 20% of my teaching income just for insurance is ridiculous. This is what the @FloridaGOP has done to Florida.

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@trumwill Ugh I guess I just helped him earn a few cents
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Jay@OneFineJay·
Anyone remember that TV series, Zoo?
Fox News@FoxNews

Two moose turn an afternoon hike into a heart-pounding escape. Amy Hotchkiss says she was hiking Colorado's Snowflake Trail when she notices the animals behind her. Moments later, they begin following so closely that she decides to run. This comes days after a bison attacked a tourist in Yellowstone — launching him several feet in the air and leaving him seriously injured. Experts are warning park goers to take serious precautions around wildlife and to keep their distance.

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Jay@OneFineJay·
@GM3LOUIS Cherries, ripe jackfruit, really fresh durian (in small amounts), lychee, Manila mangoes
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Louis@GM3LOUIS·
What is a favorite fruit of yours? Mine are cherries, I like pineapple a lot and strawberries too.
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