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The Strait of Hormuz is open M-F 9:30-4pm ET.

@KobeissiLetter Damnnnn

BREAKING: Iran’s military announces that they have closed the Strait of Hormuz again. There are now new reports of an oil tanker being struck near Oman.

Yeah, this situation is not going to be fully solved in a matter of talks. I fear we might see war escalation.

Everyone's portfolios today!

$SNDK being red while the rest of the stock market is running crazy is wild.

@shoreshredder01 @crypt0v0y4g3r @alphafox Not everyone is as desperate and thirsty as you, that’s the difference. Shitting where you eat can bring a ton of really negative consequences, so why take the risk when you can instead opt to date outside work.

@crypt0v0y4g3r @alphafox That just sounds like high neuroticism and anxiety talking. But hey it’s your world, if u want to throw away the opportunity of meeting your next wife that’s your choice to make 🤷🏼

Millennials are getting desperate:

All the people that sold their longs last month, RIP LOL

@TiffanyFong Liberals just know how to pull out lmao

Liberal men are not getting laid.

@DMichaelTripi The bulk of gen Z are super young, around 18 years old. No shit.

NEW: 64% of Gen Z Americans rely on their parents financially according to new data from Fox News.

@TMZ LMAO

Clavicular Suffers Suspected Overdose, Hospitalized tmz.me/HYYKViG

@Kalshi Love it!

JUST IN: SEC eliminates the $25,000 minimum for day trading

The SEC finally approved ending Pattern Day Trading rule!!! No more $25,000 minimum!

@EbanChenchei @RealPostFolder @ShipToaster67 Biggest incel energy in this comment lmao

What's to defend? Liberals are proud holes. Trying to shame them just makes them more proud of their holes. We're not even insulting them - that's all in your head. We're accurately describing the situation Birth control let's men fuck holes with no repurcussions until he wants to find someone to be his child's mother

Wtf is dumping $SNDK 😞

@charlieINTEL They honestly should.

Xbox are reportedly considering a return to exclusives Jez Cordan said on XB2 that “There are very, very big discussions regarding exclusivity internally at Xbox”

@CultureCrave They should just release it now.

The full movie for ‘Avatar: Aang, The Last Airbender’ has leaked on Twitter (X) • Paramount is issuing DMCA takedowns — but the leaks have amassed nearly 10M views • The film doesn't officially release for 6 months

$RKLB $80 incoming.

People think $SNDK already had its run, that it’s too late to buy in. This company is set to grow 2-5x more from here in the next 3 years. Do the math.

@Kalshi Trump TACOs again.

BREAKING: Trump says it won't be pleasant if Iran doesn't make deal within "2 weeks" 50% chance of a nuclear deal.

@HormuzLetter Trump TACOs again.

BREAKING: Trump live from the Oval Office sets a new 2-week deadline for Iran to make a deal, warning the situation "won't be pleasant" if Iran does not agree by April 27.