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@MihrThakar Banked with them for 10 years na siku nilitaka waniboost wakanighost even with all things in order. @NCBABankKenya bure hao

NCBA Bank is quietly offering one of the better SME deals out there. With just 6 months of operation and an active account, clients are accessing unsecured working capital loans of up to Ksh 35M. They call it NCBA Boosta.

@Pesapal can your openfloat system integrate with ERPs like SAP or MS365?

@UtdMaI “Cherki manenoooo…” 😂😂😂

So Manchester United players waited patiently for Cherki in the second half, just to turn the game into a cardio session for him during this weekend Manchester Derby. They clearly took his words personally and had him running around doing “who’s-in-the-garden” movements😂

@NelsonHavi Prof Migai Aketch 🫡

From the Bench, Chacha Mwita will enrich the Court of Appeal though we will greatly miss him at the Constitutional Division of the High Court. From the academia, Migai Akech will complement the intellectual weight of Joel Ngugi. I see no serious candidate from the Bar.

@KE_MrBlack Avocado unawezakula hata na avocado ingine jomba.

Ugali mayai is the only meal that doesn't go with avocado.

@reubenmuhindi Ghana currently. Kuwait has been for the longest time

Which country has the strongest currency in the world? Without googling. Dont type in the answer. Just confirm for yourself.

@KRACare lots of unanswered DMs

@alasirimotors Toyota Hiace 7L???

MERCEDES BENZ E200 MODEL 2017 PETROL 2000CC LEATHER INTERIOR PANORAMIC SUNROOF LIKE NEW

@LinusKaikai We mzee uko wapi hapo 😂😂😂

EKEGUSII is the language of straight-talk. Two hard working mechanics just had a little argument; an older third party, calmly ordered, “Tiga obomabi!” Game over.

@Gabriel_gunner2 “Sani-tiago Omenabeu”

King power capacity 32k Villa park 42k Goodison park 39k Etihad 53k Stamford bridge 40k Highbury 38k Emirates 60k Being realistic, can Gor afford a 60k capacity stadium?

@KRACare @KRACorporate the site isn’t sending OTPs to emails for a 3rd day now!

@polo_kimanii Kijana wa maeneo ya Amani Apts lakini hupendi Amani! 😂

Russian fertilizer?👀

@ckivuva0 @C_NyaKundiH On the contrary, for an external auditor can only give an opinion based in information/documents presented by the management. It is not the auditors premonition to deter fraud but just in case they come across one, they present it. Kazi hapa ni kwa internal auditor.

@C_NyaKundiH We are now waiting for the arrest of the accountants who were giving KUSCCO a clean bill of health annually. These professionals are the mess -facilitators but never get arrested

KUSCCO arrests

@KenyaPower_Care @KenyaPower Suneka Itierio area with Itierios Nursing and Maternity Home, Itierio Boys High School (Boarding), Itierio Girls High School (Boarding) Itierio Girls Primary Boarding School and several homesteads around has no power.

@TeyaKevin Well in @BrianChiwax 👏🏽

@Wavinya_Ndeti Machakos mzima hospitali zimefungwa ni mpira ya wazungu unatuwekea hapa wewe.

GAME KUBWA LEO. Wacha tupige Manchester United iyo kitu itutoke.

@MarkHawii @RailaOdinga @NAkufoAddo Nana Akufo Ado’s term is ending next month. He wont be voting in Feb. 👀

@RailaOdinga @NAkufoAddo Those making noise and spewing hate in the comment section aren't mandated to vote for the AUC. It's only the head of states who will vote.

Thank you H.E @NAkufoAddo for hosting me in Accra on this leg of my West African tour. It was a pleasure discussing my AUC Chairmanship bid and issues affecting the continent. I commend Ghana for its leading role as a progressive voice in African affairs

@ombachi13 From Nyambunwa to CNN 😂😂

Msi jifanye hamjaniona hapo 😅

@TeyaKevin On the regionals, Agoro Sare fans did cause a match abandoning. Today Kodero Bara have done the same thing… #Synonymity

@DonaldBKipkorir Isn’t it a good precedence that ODM now should forfeit all seats it occupies in both houses so that leadership that is actually in opposition take over?

Incoming UDA/ODM Government will be a defining movement in our country. The temptation of Cabinet to basically steal what is remaining of Kenya for personal aggrandizement at national expense will be so high. The new Cabinet nominees will want to match what others have stolen in last two years. The three remaining years to 2027 may as well be the most rapacious in our History. With absence of meaningful & genuine oversight, there will be no incentive for the Cabinet to keep their hands from the national till. A contrary outcome will be a great reveal.