Slowflake

"Bug: [Luck of the Far Realms] cannot be used while affected by Starry Form." Guess who's planning a two-level dip into Circle of the Stars for his MC. Goddammit Larian.

Wow that's a lot of leaders

@Nightlingbolt But at least you should be paying attention to your gear! It'd be like getting clapped by Thunderblight Ganon with an unupgraded set of Hylian armor.

@Slowflake1601 …but failing obvious elemental weaknesses, there should be soneone to help out if you’re talking to everyone.

It's hilarious how people are giving Crimson Desert a chance because AAA shills like IGN and Jason Schreier are shitting on it. Honestly it's not even close to looking like my cup of tea, but the IGN review especially is so bad I can excuse people...

I hate this game so much sometimes. It's like they knew exactly how queasy the eye stuff makes me. youtube.com/watch?v=ci8IQ3…

"Mein Führer... Cryo Archive..." "Cryo Archive didn't save the business. Turns out having a big barrier to entry and only having it available for limited time windows was a terrible idea."

"[Staggering Smite] can only be learned by Hexblade warlocks despite being a paladin spell in D&D 5e, as paladins do not get access to level 4 spells until level 13 in D&D 5e." Capping the level at 12 had some... interesting... consequences, I see.

@SaintFoogie @MoshiMoshiMoan Oh my god I thought this was photoshopped. He might as well just come out and say "yeah I did it".

@MoshiMoshiMoan “Go ahead. Be free.”

Her: I had a really great time tonight, dinner was amazing Him: Me too Her: So uh, w..why did you drive me out to a forest Him: It's a surprise, you like surprises right?

@PikaHikariKT Is the "Avatar-inspired Elements subclass" Way of the Four Elements, or a different one not in BG3?

@Slowflake1601 I wouldn't say Monks are bad, they can easily rack up damage when you get a lucky Stunning Strike. 5.5e did update them to start at a d6 for damage instead of a d4 and completely reworked the Avatar-inspired Elements subclass for the better though.

Although I don't know much of anything about tabletop D&D, it's always interesting when I come across explanations of why something would work in BG3 but not in that (or the reverse). Like supposedly that 11/1 fire Sorlock build that seems to be among the best in the game...

Okay can anyone explain why "the map is enormous" is supposed to be a positive trait of Crimson Desert? Having a huge map for the sake of having a huge map makes the game worse, not better!

I'm convinced the "not interested" function for YouTube recommendations doesn't work. I can click it on a recommendation on one video, go to watch another video and THERE IT FUCKING IS AGAIN. FIX YOUR SHIT YOUTUBE, I WON'T WATCH WASHED LATE NIGHT HOSTS NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU BEG

I Just remembered I have like 150 free games on Epic and i havent played a single fucking one. I've had the account for a few years now and just log in once a month and hit accept. How cursed is your platform if 150 free games can't even steal an hour of a user's time?

"...and then I lost my Kingdra to Shell Smash Population Bomb Smeargle!" "*sigh* goddammit uncle Finelyslicedcheese you're drunk again, time for you to go to bed"

Do they do executions in Qatar? Because this unfortunate shot of their PM might earn the cameraman one.

Sony's refunding Highguard microtransactions. Thus the Concord cycle is well and truly complete.

You can't make this up.

Oh, there's also rescuing a woman from said hag against her will, then raising her dead husband as a zombie in front of her... and THEN keeping the wand that controls him for myself. Stunned that not only my party didn't hate my guts after this, but it got Lae'zel horny as hell.

I knew I could get a permanent stat boost by eating a hag's hair, but EWWWWW. The things I do for the sake of minmaxing.