Slowflake

Oh boy don't get me STARTED. I live in a small town full of old people, so when they move slowly it's a win because they actually fucking MOVE - and aren't chatting with each other while blocking the aisle. I'm going to hell for this, and it's worth it. Nice person? PFFFFT.

I can only assume the few players left are legitimately worried it's not making it to 2027.

This is also really unlikely to work because of the free week, where the near totality of the players that tried it before buying it fucked off long before the week was even over. They've had a chance to play it already. They know it's dogshit.

"This is not because the game is dead" Wow, such a lively game, can't hit 8k concurrent on weekends, reports of matchmaking shitting itself in certain regions because there aren't enough players. But no, the game isn't dead, I swear!

One Holden Bloodfeast down, "oh god how many more are there left" to go.

There's a sidequest where Canari challenges you (as in the player character, not your Pokémon) to survive her Pokémon's attacks for 30 seconds. Headcanon time: she's doing it to shill her plushes, since those are the only way to make the challenge easier.

After getting a donut that boosted the chances of getting an alpha, I spent like an hour trying to find a Thick Club, and then I found two on a single run. Guess I'm running both Marowaks then!

@Nightlingbolt The inside of the box is safe, it's everything OUTSIDE that dies.

@Slowflake1601 Sorry, reverse Schrodinger’s Cat? As far as I know, Schrodinger’s Cat’s whole thing is that it’s neither dead nor alive. Crap is it that it’s BOTH dead and alive, not NEITHER? Either way, what would the reverse of that even BE?

Rogue Mega Meowstic's reverse Schrodinger's cat gimmick would've been so funny if targeting the damn box's weak point wasn't so glitchy. WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO TARGET IT RELIABLY JESUS CHRIST

Who's the stronger Anemo carry? -the 7-foot tall Grand Master of the Knights of Favonius -the humble psychiatrist with the inferiority complex They're really going out of their way to make everyone who went for Varka regret it, huh?

Mega Tatsugiri was so much easier than Mega Staraptor for some reason (its introduction was also really memorable). Praise be to Mega Meganium for hard carrying me through this one!

(In case someone asks, Twitch has much better safeguards than YouTube against botting, or at least counting bots as viewers, hence why it happened on YouTube.)

"I thought everyone suddenly realized Twitch is terrible" Consistent views over the week notwithstanding, if something like that was the case it wouldn't have happened over a few hours, genius. It's botting. It can't be anything else.

I think I'm gonna hit a wall pretty soon and I'm going to need to grind a bit. I guess it's okay, I still haven't done any progress in the Infinite Z-A Royale past the very first run, and IIRC I need to do it 15 times to clear the mission and 20 times total to unlock a sidequest.

That Rogue Mega Staraptor was easily the hardest one so far. It moves around so fast you spend more time looking around to see where it is than actually attacking it. And it's so goddamn strong it two-shots everything I have.

@J52409123 This is the graph of what it's been like so far as of a few hours ago. These are by far the worst view counts they've ever had, bots notwithstanding of course.

@Slowflake1601 What was viewership like at the beginning of the week? I’ve watched a few runs but it gets so grating when everything is 45 mins of “Tran rights”. Today has actually been pretty solid

LMFAO GDQ is mass viewbotting on YouTube because they were getting clowned on all week because of the low views on their unwatchable garbage Imagine donating to charity, and your money is spent on viewbots because their feefees were hurt. Unbelievable.

Bitch I gave you a whole ass constellation today, I WORKED THREE MONTHS FOR THIS, SHOW SOME APPRECIATION DAMMIT

That "15 minutes 15 seconds" is taunting me. Yes, I know, it's the sum of all the successful attempts at each stage (so menuing and strategizing isn't counted), but I spent almost THREE FUCKING HOURS on this. Half of it on one single boss.

I must've spent an hour and a half on this bastard.