Salty McDikTits

Great line for a action movie "you better get that thing under control, unless you want it to be treated equal" (Sub zero MK11 voice)

@wombstretcha503 @EmilySm43 Ha, crack a whip, they will get up

@SlurmW @EmilySm43 "Piggy back," I see what you did there. Also you presume they can walk.

Agree?🤔

@miles_commodore Happy Birthday Miles

I was born in New York City 54 years ago today by a young black single mother. This was at a time when free abortions were booming in the inner cities. Statistically I'm very fortunate Planned Parenthood didn't get me too.

@wombstretcha503 @EmilySm43 The only exception of a 600 pounder would be if she can give you a piggy back ride while you wield a sword.

@EmilySm43 How much we talking? Some chub is fine, my 600lb life is not.

Lefty legend 🤝 Lefty legend Chris Sale just picked up the 2,608th strikeout of his career, which moves him past Hall of Famer Tom Glavine on the career strikeouts list 🫡

Donuts, imprisoning me All that I see, absolute glazer I cannot move, I cannot diet Trapped in myself, body my holding cell Bear claw has taken my sight Taken my breath, taken my walking Taken my heart, taken my foot Taken my abs, this cake tastes good as HEEELLLLL

Eat with one eye open Gripping your fillet tight Exit fries Enter pies Take my hand We're off to Cracker Barrel man

Juggalo Mansion @iamdranged & @DKilmartin95739

@this_is_acw @WreckingBall75 @ThenowVik @Hale_Collins @Credo Everyone who sees Wrecking Ball live absolutely loves him. He always gets the crowd going.

America’s Favorite Wrecking Ball Legursky returns to Poughkeepsie! The massive wrecking machine from Steel City is back and ready to smash everything in his path at ACW: Reckoning! 🌖 ACW: Reckoning 📅 Sat, May 16 📍 Poughkeepsie, NY ThisIsACW.com @WreckingBall75

@FoxxVinyer Please have Foxx vs Wrecking Ball at ACW should headline

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@FoxxVinyer Hey @this_is_acw

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@Grav3yardSmash Happy Birthday

It's my Birthday 💋

@jaynedoughboy Same, especially the dog

@jaynedoughboy could you make this?

Happy Jackie Robinson Day

@SilverStasher43 Keep up the great work

68 days clean and I'm back to work. Work sucks being out so long and without drugs but I don't want to use today. I'm grateful for that. Love all the juggalos whoop whoop!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Grav3yardSmash @GRCinemaTicket One of the Greatest comedies of all time, plus the book is a masterpiece.

@GRCinemaTicket American psycho

Four movies…..One Choice!!!

@wakeupusa Yarr, that's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares.

And then there was one… The Atlanta Braves are now the only team in baseball without a series loss this season 🔥