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Miles Commodore

@miles_commodore

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North Carolina, USA Katılım Ocak 2017
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Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
Is honkey still offensive to white people? On the Jeffersons they used it quite a bit. I think it’s funny.
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My great grandmother used to always tell me when I was a kid "make sure you have on clean underwear in case you have to go to the hospital".
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Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
When I was 12 years old I spent a fortune on this game.
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Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington in the same movie? I highly suggest Crimson Tide if you have never seen it.
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Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
If you have a college degree that ends with the word "studies", I suggest you keep it in the bathroom in case we have another toilet paper crisis.
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Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
50 years ago my dad and some friends went to Dangerfield’s Comedy Club in NYC. My dad and Rodney Dangerfield hit it off and had a long conversation. My dad had Rodney call my mom on the phone and tell her what a great guy her husband was. My mom said they both sounded hammered.
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Maximus GigaChad@MaxCorps69·
@miles_commodore What do you say for those that call him a token? (I don't think that at all, I just wanted to help you finish your rant!)
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Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
Ben Carson was raised by a poor single mother, and he turned into a top brain surgeon. Regardless of his politics everyone should be celebrating that to show what's possible in America with hard work.
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Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
Studies show American students are becoming less proficient in math. Most experts say we should have seen this coming, but nobody could put 2 and 2 together.
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Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
Back in the mid 70’s my parents took a vacation in the Catskills. The local nightclub had Don Rickles performing. Being the only black people there my dad who Rickles referred to as Leroy ended up getting roasted with black jokes for almost an hour. It was a different time.
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Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
1:00 my grandma buys a lottery ticket 5:00 she writes the winning numbers down on a napkin from the news 7-9 a few drinks 11:00 pm - news replays winning numbers, perfect match to the napkin. We think we just won 4 million dollars. 1 am We check the real ticket, not one #.
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Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
DID YOU KNOW??? The iconic theme song for "The Jeffersons" called "Movin on Up" was written and sung by Ja'net DuBois who played the nosey neighbor Willona Woods on Good Times.
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