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Miles Commodore
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Miles Commodore
@miles_commodore
My Cousin Vinny fanatic
North Carolina, USA Katılım Ocak 2017
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When I hear an 8 year boy call his friends dad by his first name I just shake my head. It should be Mr. Davis. Maybe I’m just old fashioned.
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The most dramatic home run in baseball history!
FOX Sports@FOXSports
"In a year that has been so improbable, the impossible has happened." 37 years ago today, Kirk Gibson hit this legendary home run in Game 1 of the World Series with Vin Scully on the call.
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I gave my dad a kidney 7 years earlier and he was in his final moments in life. I wanted to get him to laugh one final time.
I said dad, I need to tell you something and it’s very important.
After a long pause I said, after you die I’m gonna need that kidney back!
It worked.
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In the middle of the night my wife said she heard a sound downstairs and asked me to go check it out. That’s fine, protecting the house is what I’m supposed to do.
I got a little suspicious when she said bring up a cold bottled water when you come back.
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“Joe Biden is hands down the greatest US President ever. Thanks again for all of those toys you left us a few years ago here in Afghanistan. We miss you buddy.”
The Taliban
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I dare you to sing it.
I am stuck on Band-Aid brand, cause Band-Aid’s stuck on me.
I am stuck on Band-Aid brand, cause Band-Aid’s stuck on me.
Cause they hold on tight no matter what on fingers, toes and knees…
I am stuck on Band-Aid brand, cause Band-Aid helps heal me!
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The 20th President James A. Garfield was shot in the back and died 79 days later. The cause of death was actually the unsterilized hands and instruments probing his wound and caused an infection. He had a better chance to survive if they left him alone. Isn't that our government?
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Sports announcers are still saying things like “this is a real dog fight” or “I don’t have a dog in the fight”. After the Michael Vick fiasco how is that cool? God forbid you slip up and say Redskins, and you’re finished.
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I’m convinced that everything I like gets messed up eventually.
Dov Kleiman@NFL_DovKleiman
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: An increase in NFL RedZone commercials in 2026 is extremely likely based on the current market. By the middle of last season, fans were seeing 4-5+ minutes of commercials. Seven hours of commercial-free football will forever be missed. RedZone is ruined 🤦♂️
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He passed away 7 years ago today. One of the funniest guys I’ve ever seen.
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Ketchup on steak should be at minimum a misdemeanor.
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The last application I filled out asked me to check a box for race. I wrote in American.
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The turkey drop might be the funniest episode of any sitcom ever.
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