Wintertooth

@GBNEWS @Nigel_Farage Not on the talking points - One of my candidates calling for the assassination of the PM! Another accused of taking bribes from Russia while under my wing as a UKiP MEP! None of this, just me making bank from not fulfilling my duties as MP for Clacton. What a show!

We can only hope that Nige dies on stage too. Would certainly be the cap on his performances. x.com/Caerlynydd/sta…

@Caerlynydd @g_gosden imgflip.com/gif/4usokl

@g_gosden Farage is, of course, Sid James........ All smiles but quite seedy underneath everything......

Tom Skinner, the thinking man’s Alf Garnett.

@BladeoftheS That's a male too, implying that Thatcher was a nut-tucker the whole time.

Margaret Thatcher was so evil Resident Evil copied her and made her the evil zombie boss without changing anything.

@Nigel_Farage @Keir_Starmer Yesterday, a 21 year old white lad was jailed for raping a 15 year old in a private members club & getting a 17 year old drunk so he could take topless pics of her. That doesn't deserve coverage from you though.

Earlier this week a Labour Council told us there is no link between illegal migrants and violence against women and girls. Today an Afghan boat migrant was jailed for abducting and raping a 12-year-old girl. Is this the future @Keir_Starmer wants for our country?

@VoughtIntl Fortunately, most cephalopod's don't need to say anything when you rub them the wrong way. The ink cloud is a tell tale sign.

Back by popular demand, it’s Deep Thoughts With The Deep! These are his Deepest ones yet, as he’s plunged to Marianas Trench depths of enlightenment that no human has ever explored. James Cameron could never. But The Deep can. And could. And did. And will.

@StephenMerchant You can't go far wrong with Rob Lowe. Hard to think of anything he wasn't great in TBH.

The cast is coming together! Rob Lowe & Judith Light join Cameron Diaz in the romantic comedy I’m directing, co-writing and starring in for Amazon MGM Studios.

@neetneets72 @BpdLion @LBC So is lack of education...

@BpdLion @LBC You are part of our great nation problem 🤡

Police find no evidence of ‘family voting’ in Gorton and Denton by-election lbc.co.uk/article/police…

@neetneets72 @LBC

@LBC Bullock’s it was witnessed they said before by the people put their for this purpose 🙄 corruption at it’s finest 🤷‍♀️

@LBC Go suck on THAT dummy, @GoodwinMJ!

@InternetH0F Well, she did ask.

No one would have believed without video evidence

@DeathlyAcorn @narindertweets Grippy sock holiday.

@narindertweets Room 7? Was he in a behavioural unit?

16-year-old boy who joined banned far-right extremists and researched a synagogue has been jailed for three and half years for terror offences. He was involved with The Base - a proscribed terror group which encourages followers to carry out acts of violence to ignite a race war . Judge warned of the dangers of extreme online content.

@braves2430 If this is the "House of Pancakes", why can't I eat the walls?!?

You won a Free breakfast Where are You going?💥

@danblock4 A very expensive one

What kinda hospital is this

@dave43law Liz seemed very left-droopy. Has she had a stroke?

How can anyone take her seriously? Why does MAGA America take Liz Truss seriously? thenewsagents.co.uk/article/why-do…

@stuzi_pants You didn't miss much from Skinner. Only that he doom scrolls on social media in bed, makes money off it but dislikes being called a "gammon", gets pissed on Fridays & thinks problems caused by 14 years of shit government can get fixed overnight.

Didn’t stay up for BBCQT last night but I did go to sleep confident I wouldn’t wake up to a headline to the effect of ‘MENSA put huge bid in for Thomas Skinner after his scintillating display of wordery and intellect on Question Time panel’ #bbcqt

@TheIndGroup @Socket1Sophie @mariamaria05 @NHS @reformparty_uk A private nurse becoming a candidate for the party that wants to privatise the NHS. Funny that.

@Socket1Sophie @mariamaria05 @NHS @reformparty_uk Why is she implying NHS employment? There are nurses who work for both public, charity and private health organisations.

@NHS is it acceptable for a @reformparty_uk candidate to be using her uniform or implying NHS employment for a political campaign?

@MalHay As you have some experience, could you define British culture as you see it?

I'm 78, I've seen many governments come & go over that time & never seen such a disastrous PM & government so totally out of their depth, sowing the seeds of division destroying our lives culture & country I just pray I live long enough to see a new light dawn on this country 🇬🇧

@WitchfinderG0 @LBC Two replies? You must be very upset.

@SparrowSection @LBC It’s a shame they don’t jail the thousands of extremists protesting on our streets every weekend.

An alleged far-right extremist has appeared at the Old Bailey accused of planning an attack on an asylum hotel. lbc.co.uk/article/far-ri…

@l907ty @LBC If Jesus came back today, you'd be the one handing out the nails. Can't be having that hippy talking about peace & love. Ruins the mood.

@MrHrandomnumber @LBC Similar to owning a copy of the Quran then?

@LBC Possession of the anarchist cookbook . Once readily available in lots of independent bookshops around the land , is now considered to be proof that you are the white Osama Bin Laden