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Internet trolls beware, your reckless behavior online will now have consequences! Moving forward, posting any unflattering Homelander memes will be flagged by Crime Analytics and you will have to answer for your crimes. Punishment may be even greater if you have also liked multiple Starlighter posts!

Today, Vought can confirm that the traitor Stan Edgar is back in custody, thanks to some incredible tracking by the Deep and Dogknott. Stan has been taken from a swanky underground bunker where he was betraying America to an undisclosed maximum security location where he belongs!

Praise be, patriots, because Oh Father has rebranded Samaritan’s Embrace as The Democratic Church of America, effective immediately. And who else would be worthy to be its Prophet but the holiest of all, Homelander! More information on teachings, services and most importantly, how to donate, coming soon.

Today, Homelander and Soldier Boy returned from their first, incredibly successful team-up mission. Crime Analytics managed to snap this photo of them discussing mission strategy before they rounded up some unsuspecting Starlighters. The heat was on, but they handled this pressure cooker with ease thanks to their unbreakable father-son bond!

Following his recent bombshell press conference at Vought Tower, Soldier Boy was kind enough to answer a few follow-up questions for VNN. His eloquent, straight-shooting professionalism will make him a perfect fit for The Seven!

Just when you thought The Seven couldn’t get any stronger, Homelander has personally recruited the recipient of the Democratic Medal of Patriotic Freedom, Soldier Boy. Our greatest hero ever, his father, and others, will hunt down Starlight in no time!

Two heroes that are so sexy, @people couldn’t choose just one for their cover. Introducing a completely new category –  America’s Sexiest Dynasty. Not since Kirk and Michael Douglas have we seen such sizzling Father-Son hunks!

For A-Train’s memorial service, Oh Father paid his respects by organizing a gospel choir to sing a soulful rendition of his hit song “Faster.” Watch the official music video, and lift your voice up to the heavens so A-Train and the angels can hear!

Take one look at his biceps and you’ll know exactly why Deep is on the cover of @menshealthmag. You’ll likely never be as strong, or smart, or sexy as he is, but pick up a copy and let his tips transform your mind and bod!

This Lord’s Day, we set our sights to the heavens above, and say “see you soon” to A-Train. As Homelander so eloquently put at his recent memorial service, “he was a good friend, and used to be very fast.” Thank you for everything, A-Train, it was a good run!

Introducing the Manhandled Manscaping Kit, for bros that want to take their anal wellness to the next level. If you’ve been tanning your taint without it, stop whatever you’re doing and order now! VoughtCoin accepted at purchase.

Vought is proud to partner with Ashley Barrett in her new role as Vice President. We knew she was destined for big things as we watched her climb the corporate ladder here in Vought Tower. Keep breaking those glass ceilings, Ashley!

It’s time, Manhandlers. A new episode with Deep and Noir is live NOW. Watch this sneak peek, and then head over to the Vought YouTube channel for the dopest 15 minutes of your entire life. All sigma, no beta! youtu.be/rmURsfrFEbY

Yesterday, Homelander hosted the most successful shareholder meeting in Vought history. He’s not just the world’s greatest hero, he’s also its greatest corporate executive, with the best EBITDA margins anyone has ever seen in history!

We're live with the next gen of Vought heroes, Teenage Kix! Spend a few minutes with Jetstreak, Sheline and Countess Crow from their HQ in the beautiful state of Ohio.

Tomorrow, the greatest hero ever returns to Reddit. Homelander has graciously carved out an hour in his busy schedule to speak directly with HomeTeamers, no PR filter needed! He’ll answer good questions like “How are you so strong in the face of constant change?” and not dumb ones like “Where is A-Train?” or “Anything but the Herogasm Files?” bit.ly/HomelanderRedd…

This week, the manosphere won’t know what hit it, as Deep and Noir are here with a truly goated episode of MANHANDLED. Get a sneak peek Wednesday on Vought+, then look out for an extended version online later in the week. Strength, independence, SIGMA!

Join us celebrating a true American holiday, patriots. You are in our prayers this Easter as we ask the Lord and Homelander to deliver us from vicious Starlighter attacks. Get this Homelander-approved prayer candle for tasteful décor, a halo of safety and immediate blessings!

Get ready for another TRUTHBOMB, patriots! Today, Firecracker sets the record straight on the whereabouts of A-Train. He is STILL on his top-secret, extended overseas mission serving the people of this great nation. All other rumors to the contrary are Starlighter propaganda!

But wait, there’s more! How Deep is too Deep? Can you be so Deep that you dig to the other side of the world, and now you’re shallow? Well, that’s no problemo for the Deep, who will always be Deep. Literally. Here’s more Deep Thoughts!