Lord Bananas

If for some reason when you try to DM me here and it pings as “failed” just retry it a few times and it should go through (according to everyone whose had the same issue, anyway lol)

@TPRJones Thank youuu I love it 😣 I never want to go back lol

@SpicedSheriff No one but you is entitled to an opinion on your hair, but I for one am glad you like it short. It looks so good on you!

“why don’t you grow your hair out?” I DONT NEED TO GROW MY FUCKING HAIR OUT??? If I want long hair suddenly I can wear wigs dumbass.

@TPRJones It’s like most women have long hair 😭 easy to find, it just ain’t me chief

@SpicedSheriff A world full of women with long hair and they gotta spend their time harassing you like this? Shameful behavior.

@moneyromantic I bought one once that DIDN’T have them and I was fuminggggg

just realized duvets have little straps on the corners and duvet covers have ties to tie each corner in place... it's the little things you know!!

@MissRia888 When I had long ass hair id braid it and wrap it around my head like a crown! Or short wigs 😂

@SpicedSheriff As I long haired girly I am tempted daily to do this😩😩 ik one day I'll get fed up have a menty-b and cut it that short again😂

@mommyownsyouxo Girl oh my god lmao 😭

@SpicedSheriff Honestly! Even a Wesley

We need subs to come up with better fake sub names, okay??? Get rid of: Matt John Matthew Josh Jacob Sam Thomas James Daniel Ryan Kevin Brian Did I miss any?!

@SixspadesEnt I love it too, fuck a man who wants me to have long hair that shit is exhausting

@SpicedSheriff I love short hair you sm

@alll4amanda I’ve watched enough GeoGuessr to get eeked out when I see this. Especially since they are buying 😭 Tax records are public in the U.S. ladies, your name is tied to that property!!

guys I love that so many of you are buying houses with simp cash but WHY are you posting full unedited pictures of the inside & outside? please be safe wtf 😭

@mogrpee @LuluLurkHeart Girl your clap backs are so solid

@LuluLurkHeart Like this???

reverse the genders and see how quick the ban is

@paysera_ The yellow eye one is gorgeousss these are so cute!!!

hi ladies :3 i made these lighter cases & they’re for sale! if ur interested dm me and ill link you <3

@ReinaxFresa Lmao this whole conversation is awesome

Scared and hard for BM is a sad combo

Already am and you already do ✨

@Brattyb1onde This made me lol thank you 😂

Got myself a new whale 😍

@AnimexTwts Mannnnnnn

This cosplay is insane 😭

This room is my antichrist. One big ass bowl of chili away from sheer disaster

@Spoil_Lia Adventure Time is the absolute goat of cartoons

Dommes, what are your favorite cartoon shows? ⭐️

@ShiftyD84 :0 I shall

@SpicedSheriff You may want to look in to chlorinated latex in relation to allergies, and maybe give that a small trial

Loving latex and wanting to wear it and being allergic to it is legitimately the worst curse I’ve taken on in my years of ruling this realm

Lmao here fintwt go with god

@princess_diss Lmao his hair is sending me

Walkies on the leash with my slave dog - out in public 🐕