Shifty Dave

@SpicedSheriff You may want to look in to chlorinated latex in relation to allergies, and maybe give that a small trial

Loving latex and wanting to wear it and being allergic to it is legitimately the worst curse I’ve taken on in my years of ruling this realm

@SpicedSheriff Arnold singing duck tales might work better.

Actually need this to help my psycho workaholic ass

@BFLYdownunder @anna_p_neumann Are you kidding? She doesn't want to talk to him in ANY language

@anna_p_neumann What’s the odds that he hasn’t even learnt his wife’s home tongue.

Trump: „After I’m finish with this I can go to Venezuela. I’ll quickly learn Spanish, it won’t take too long, I’m good at language, and I’ll run for President.” The whole presidency of Trump feels like an episode of South Park 😂

@onxggofficial The one with Diddy on the soundtrack?

The only real controversy we have is that Wiseguy thinks the 1998 Godzilla movie is the best one.

@SheriffBananas You know those movies were as fake as Japanese wonderwall, right?

“I don’t know if penguins tap dance” “Oh THEY DO they made like 3 fuckin movies about it.”

@GoonGoonerton @SheriffBananas It's always coming up, except for when it IS her birthday 😂 🤑🏧

@SheriffBananas Omg when is you're birthday queen banana

Japanese Wonderwall is stuck in my fucking head

@SheriffBananas You thought it was real?

Finding out Japanese Wonderwall is just an Ai deepfake ruined my entire day

@SheriffBananas What baby. 🤔 Be more specific.

Wanna punt that baby into a wall fr

@HARMSwahy_ @NakkiNakk Congrats you two

@NakkiNakk I love you too!

Sooo.. this happened Best Christmas ever!! ❤️ I love you @HARMSwahy_

@SheriffBananas Sounds kinda soft bruh

Instead of saying “Shit goes hard” I’m now saying “Shit goes boner hard”

@RealVinnieJames @JoJoFromJerz How is it that the feds are the "government", but the state government is the "people"? They're both similarly elected... Most states that enacted laws didn't really give voters a choice. Why not let individual counties decide? Or better yet, individuals -- the people 🤔

@JoJoFromJerz Joe... we've returned the decision BACK TO THE PEOPLE for THEM to decide for THEMSELVES in their OWN States how THEY want to approach abortion law. We LITERALLY took it OUT OF the hands of the Federal Gov and gave that power BACK to the PEOPLE. You folks are NEVER satisfied. -VJ

Republicans love their “Don’t tread on me” flags but they’re the ones who want to decide how you get pregnant, when you give birth, what medicine you can take, what treatment you can receive, which exceptions they’ll allow, how long you can miscarry and whether you live or die.

@voiceID_ Not the first Liberty City project they've done this to

not rockstar with the cease and desist on liberty city before i even get to play 🥱 keep that fivem energy buy it and let it droppppp

@Jogiejoey Tell the kids to stop bringing it home 😆

Best gift we got for the family was a bag full of medicine, cough drops, tea, and other things to help with this cold EVERYONE got.

@RJGavadin @endlibtyranny @TheRickWilson

@endlibtyranny @TheRickWilson You can't be this stupid.

Was a person. The current "Alex Jones" is a crisis actor after the unfortunate autoerotic asphyxiation incident in early 2024.

finding me won't be hard in the place where there are bluer skies

@Angry_Staffer I had to scroll down so far to get past the blue check boot lickers, and find replies from real people. It's getting bad...

This is an all-warning-signs-blinking-red plea to the American people from those who are in charge of keeping us safe: Don’t elect Donald Trump.

@userELAINE_EXE I run an app called SmartTube on my android TV box smarttubeapp.github.io

taking everything in me to not hit the youtube premium free trial to escape the brainrot that these political commercials are giving me

@Mad___moiselle This is where the "big one" hits, and California breaks off from the mainland.

So in the last week. Excessive heat Earthquake clusters Fires Unhealthy Air alerts extended Thunderstorms w/Lightning OOh and the folks in my town think we have a serial killer because of the recent missing people. Now this...

@Lemonagogogo We were hitting temps of something like 91, but feeling like 111 this past week... The wind was the only saving grace when walking the dogs.

@scabmeat I think you should

I think I wanna eat a poutine today ^____^