Squirrel Pocket 𓅖 🇵🇸🇺🇦

French people after you say “merci”:

@ClaireMax Understandable

Cleaning my workspace but I got distracted by my quads

@os1rias Yeah but have you seen them?

how do ppl find boobs attractive, like its just 2 balls of fat hanging from the body

@missus_wormy friend

they should invent a kind slur that everybody is allowed to say :)

AOC is hot?

@ForgiatoBlow47 That’s nothing compared to what’s happening in Las Conchas

TRENDING: 675 ballots for Spencer Pratt found in a dumpster in San Recto. Federal authorities are on scene.Let the games begin Are you even surprised?

@ReddCinema Two years ago

RNC delegates are now sporting bandages on right ear after Trump assassination attempt

@Parallax_Kimchi Happy for you

I love this bra. though it is starting to get a little tight...

@merlinscapital That’s not how deals work

TRUMP NOW SAYING HE WILL SIGN THE DEAL REGARDLESS IF IRAN SIGNS

@LucifersTweetz Walk in and snatch that shit already

I’m currently at a hospital waiting to claim a long-overdue soul.

@c0nejita1 Idk lemme see

Are my nipples too brown to wear a white tank to the gym

@JDVance Almost?

Happy Anniversary to our lovely Second Lady. 12 years and almost 4 kids later, and we're still going strong. Love you Usha!

@Loverism__ Then shave your pussy Steve

I like my pussy shaved ladies. It's basic HYGIENE.

@SpencerHakimian Oh I’m definitely praying for him!

JUST IN: Republicans ask Americans nationwide to pray for Mitch McConnell.

@SecRollins @POTUS @USDA @WhiteHouse The whole world will celebrate when he finally dies

Happy Birthday, President Trump! 🇺🇸 Today we celebrate a man whose legacy of unbreakable strength, courage, and America First resolve will stand as one of the greatest in our nation’s history. Thank you, Mr. President, for your historic leadership and for always standing with the hardworking men and women who feed, fuel, and clothe our great country. Your vision continues to inspire us to fight for a stronger, more prosperous America for generations to come.

@KinaMagica Nobody should tbh

Nazi's shouldn't be allowed to be trillionaires.

@megha_lilly Source?

One thing that’s treated very flippantly by the plastic surgery people is how significant going under general anesthesia is for your long term health. Going under one time is equivalent to a concussion in terms of brain damage. It should not be done frivolously.

@SquirrelPocket Fuck off.

“Southern Gothic”

@ma1ybe Put everyone involved in making these under the jail. I’m so serious.

Ahhh the two genders: sex pest and body dysmorphia 😌

@misskelslay I am looking

take a look, y'all

Sen. Mitch McConnell “was admitted to the hospital this morning.” — Spokesperson