TheRealStephan

This was incredibly kind of you, @dawnstaley. Thank you for being so gracious.

I don’t want a Lambo. I want to hang out with my 3 year old daughter at 1PM on a Monday while everyone else is at work.

@neeratanden Says the loser who’s lost twice to a reality game show host

Man you guys are so high on your own supply. Voters don't know who Hasan Piker is. Try coming back to earth.

“I am personally proud of the holocaust of Gaza, and that 80 years from now, they will tell their grandchildren what the jews did" May Golan. Israeli Minister of Social Equality.

@PilloEscondido My first addiction, GI Joes and Icees…after that it was light skinned girls and Nikes

Everyone quote this with a Jadakiss song or freestyle.

Kevin Bacon’s death in Sleepers (1996) lands exactly how it should. After everything his character put those kids through, it ends in a public room, no escape, no last second rescue. Just a quiet moment where the past finally catches up.

@AdamMossoff Fake news 🤡

Excellent mural of Rama Duwaji, wife of NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani, that appeared in NYC a week ago. Never forget that Duwaji repeatedly cheered October 7 atrocities. If she was wife of Republican mayor of NYC, this would be on front page of NY Times and discussed nonstop on CNN.

Who is proud of cutting Hospices? WTF is wrong with you people?

Matt Barnes calls out Stephen A. Smith “You’ve been the same man in front of the camera for the last handful of months disrespecting Serena Williams, disrespecting Jasmine Crockett, disrespecting Kamala Harris, and tap dancing for the whole white Republican party... but you got an issue with LeBron? Do you understand the bulls*** you’re talking and what that can do to the Black community? We all used to have a lot of love for you bro... but we not going to forget the bulls*** you on right now.” (Via @allthesmokeprod )

To everyone asking why Iran is making LEGO videos… do you know the literacy rate in the United States???

Not naming names obviously, but shortly after Hegseth’s confirmation I was at the Fox News studios and a personality said to me, “It’s all true, every single thing written about him. We’re all shaking our heads but we can’t say anything.”

There is an epidemic of white Christians raping kids in this country.

JOB INTERVIEW: "What are your salary expectations?" Most candidates say: "I am looking for somewhere between $120k and $140k, depending on the benefits package." THE WINNING ANSWER:

Tim Dillon on MAGA: “It’s the greatest con in history, truly. To run as America First and you’re gonna take care of America and then turn around and go all of these things daycare, Medicare, we have nothing to do with that, we’re fighting wars. It is the greatest scam in history”

Theo Von: 'I'm sick of rich people not putting their fucking kids in these wars. Put your honky ass kids up there. Let them shed some blood' They never will. Their children will inherit their wealth. And your children will inherit their wars.

Josh: “Why was he (Steve Nash) your favorite? You didn’t emulate him at all.” Jalen: “I was always smaller than everybody back then.” Josh: “Okay so when did you stop passing?” Jalen: “When you were on my team.” @BetMGM

Pam Bondi will be remembered as the AG who watched videos and saw images of powerful men raping kids and decided to protect the men.

America, you’re telling me you can send four guys flawlessly to the moon and back, but your public transportation infrastructure looks like this?

If Trump appointed a good AG, they would arrest everyone in this administration.