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Steve Markham

@SteveM962

Just an ordinary data analyst (if you can call them ordinary) who writes the occasional book for children. 13 and counting...)

Gainsborough, England Beigetreten Mart 2010
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@YesterdaysBrit1 No, but my brother did and I wasn't allowed to touch it because he was a selfish, possessive arse. Sadly, 50 odd years later he hasn't changed much.
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Did anyone out there have a chemistry set when they were a kid?
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Not wishing to add fuel to the fire but there seems to be an inordinate amount of dissent at Edie McCredie being sidelined in the reboot of #Balamory. PC Plum, get on the case please. #justiceforedie
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At the end of the day, Miles, you reached the grand final of #mastermind. Few can claim to have achieved that feat. You did yourself proud.
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@Edwina_Currie You obviously went to a crappy school then, Edwina. I remember my school dinners being very tasty. Lots of veg and, I suspect, far better than the rubbish served up today.
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Romantic rubbish! School dinners were horrible. Ruined veg were only the start .. food was burnt or undercooked, over salty, white bread, little protein, no fruit of any kind .. we had Scouse (lamb stew) disgusting! Only the puds were edible & so bad for our teeth ..👇👇🤬🤬
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Why did they give Gail Porter a microphone? She's loud enough to drown out a fog horn. Perhaps it was a dud. Pity. As we can still hear her. #TOTP
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I can only assume Martine is on because she was cheap and only a bus ride away. #TOTP
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It's nearly time!!!!!!
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What songs can you simply NOT listen to? They instantly make you skip the track or change station? For me there are only two. Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On Dexy’s Midnight Runners - Come on Eileen The 2nd particularly is so terrible and ingrained into my brain from attending a glut of 80s and 90s family weddings that I simply cannot allow it in my ears.
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Special Award recipient Elaine Paige 👏
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@agnew_andrew There cannot be a single parent in the land who watched this with their own child (my son in my case) who isn't absolutely delighted this is back. My son is now in his late 20s but I'll definitely be tuning in!
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@washghost1 Brenda can do one. She no doubt gets paid too much money for doing very little in return.
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I’d walk right out of that job
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@Zafarcakes Post the proof then. Because you're not looking at the same BBC News the rest of us are.
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@Zafarcakes There aren't any astronauts ON the moon you gullible twerp.
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If your boss raises their voice at you in front of your peers, the meeting is over. You're no longer an employee; you are a human being under attack. Don't argue. Don't submit. Don't raise your voice either. Execute these 5 steps immediately:
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So, Tomorrow's @RadioTimes will answer most of the questions I've been getting asked over the last year. 2 WEEKS TO GO until the big day @CBeebiesHQ !!!!! Isn't this front cover gorgeous??? It's all getting very exciting. Xx #Balamory #PcPlum
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@Classicbritcom Probably On The Buses. At the other end of the scale Are You Being Served was absolutely dire.
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