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David 🌼

@Strongdave

Ingeniero de Computación. Sapiosexual confundido. Perfeccionista mediocre. Misántropo compulsivo. Ateo flexible. Very shy attention whore. Asperger survivor.

Detrás de ti, tomando una foto Beigetreten Ocak 2010
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David 🌼@Strongdave·
Voy a hacer un hilo de cosas que no sé hacer y (probablemente) debería.
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Alison Burke@TiredActor·
I can’t believe Bill Hader is canonically dead in The Boys
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Sir Humphrey 🇺🇦
Every so often (I mean frequently) I see a voter articulate their rationale in such a way that makes me want to smash a whole whiskey bottle across my head.
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mar ☆@chrrypm·
my venezuelan culture is not your costume 💔
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The Best
The Best@Thebestfigen·
A cat enjoying the aquarium at night.
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WeRateDogs
WeRateDogs@dog_rates·
This is Franklin. He prefers plain whipped cream, but his humans keep putting sprinkles in first. Can't complain about the serving size though. 14/10
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Anonymous@YourAnonNews·
Today is Mussolini upside down day. Happy Mussolini upside down day! 🥳
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El CondeNado
El CondeNado@elconde_nad0·
En la vida sólo cuentas con tu mamá y con Spiderman. 😊🫶🏽
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Zeest Khan, MD
Zeest Khan, MD@doctor_zeest·
You closed the Office of Long COVID Research 3 weeks into the job.
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Jamie Dupree
Jamie Dupree@jamiedupree·
Just a reminder that the Secret Service accidentally deleted nearly every text message sent by agents on Jan. 6
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chris evans
chris evans@notcapnamerica·
I’m sorry but “oh, do you think he was referring to you?” has me in TEARS
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miss worm
miss worm@missus_wormy·
It probably felt awesome to be a millennial who believed things were going to get better in 2008
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Dickson McBowers
Dickson McBowers@el_cocinegro·
Amo cuando la gente de latam va a Europa y vuelven ofendidos porque “Europa está llena de migrantes”
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