Alison Burke

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck

I’m so excited for phone in bed time!!!

Playing some animal crossing tonight <3 twitch.tv/tired_actor

My nephrologist told me that every day is going to get a little worse. What am I supposed to do with that information.

Freaking look at these bluebies

Possibly the dumbest video I’ve made. Enjoy!

Live on a Tuesday?? twitch.tv/tired_actor

So scared to start Abilify (1mg) but this could be the med that saves me

If my kidneys weren’t slowly failing I’m positive I would be a star by now. The universe had to nerf me, I would have been too powerful

HUGE NEWS!!

Watched so much Team Starkid last night that I dreamt I was in college with them and woke up so freaking sad

Do y’all think if I started cold emailing companies I could get added to PR package lists?

@JoeyRichter So excited to watch!!

Doing this show last year was easily one of the most rewarding and fun experiences of my life. Unfathomably proud of this team. Endlessly in love with this production. Truly special stuff. 💙💙💙💙

My entire day is ruined

Did anyone else’s parents tell them not to stand too close to the microwave when it was going or was that just mine

@MastersOfNen Very inclusive thank you

@TiredActor A quick edit for any beavers and/or termites that follow you.

Made this if anyone needs it

@DedWhaleson I don’t have that authority

@TiredActor why not make the stick edible?

Hot take but crying in the shower actually sucks and is not therapeutic. I need to distinguish my tears from the water