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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck
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Alison Burke
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Alison Burke
@TiredActor
Aiming for the spotlight while avoiding the sunlight • actor/comedian ✉️ [email protected]
she/her Katılım Ocak 2017
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Yeah so I need to eat more and sleep more. Wow crazy I didn’t know that
Alison Burke@TiredActor
Going to the doctor today and I have a feeling it will end up exactly like this
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Going to the doctor today and I have a feeling it will end up exactly like this
Alison Burke@TiredActor
If you have a chronic illness, this exact appointment has happened to you
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For the people asking how old the tv was, just know we still have (and use) a landline
Alison Burke@TiredActor
so my tv just exploded kinda
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@TiredActor Ok but like… are you ok? Is your place ok? Just wanna make sure everyone’s safe and nothing burned down 😅
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An infomercial about copper pots was on and suddenly a loud crack and hissing sound happened, tv shut off, and whole room smelled like an electrical fire.
And I didn’t even get the brand name of the pots
Alison Burke@TiredActor
so my tv just exploded kinda
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Like this if you currently have half an onion in a plastic bag inside your fridge right now
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@mishacollins @TheBoysTV @JensenAckles @jarpad @Sethrogen @kumailn I can’t believe you angel zapped Homelander
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For one take, we said our lines as Sam, Dean and Cas while filming #TheBoys… it did not go well. Watch to the end for Team Free Will like you’ve never seen us!
#SPNFamily #SPN #Supernatural
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@official_throne I’ve pretty much only got a rice cooker on here but hey it’s worth sharing
throne.com/tiredactor
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It’s my entire “tired actor joke of the day” bit which I’ve been doing for 5 years now. I know I don’t own jokes, but to copy the entire premise of telling a joke, laughing, slowly getting sad and then saying something existential, is a bit too specific to not be copying me
Alison Burke@TiredActor
Just found out a guy on tiktok with 1.4 million followers has been ripping off my content so that’s fantastic
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Just found out a guy on tiktok with 1.4 million followers has been ripping off my content so that’s fantastic
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