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This is so fucking disgusting. I hope the riders get their backs broken too

RIP Gold Dancer. This horse broke his back on the last jump, jockey and animal abuser Paul Townend then forced and whipped the horse over the finish with a BROKEN BACK to finish 1st. The horse was killed. Should have been the jockey. #Aintree #horseracing #RIP #Golddancer

@AlboMP How did you sell us out this time comrade?

Now more than ever, our relationships with our neighbours matter. Tonight I spoke with Premier Li Qiang of the People's Republic of China. We talked about the importance of energy security, and how we can work together for the benefit of our nations and our region. We will continue to engage in dialogue to maintain our stable and constructive relationship.

It’s 2028 Fuel is $5 a litre A roast chicken cost $22 Albo wins a 3rd term as prime minister Blackrock owns all the houses 🏘️ Your balls are full of microplastics so you can’t have kids Monthly climate lockdowns AI took all the jobs so you get a weekly government allowance But only if you’re fully vaccinated You’re angry so you post a comment online 60 days in prison for hate speech Life is good 👍🏻

@BBFFCAFC Riewoldt comes off as a massive dickhead but someone at fox obviously loves him

Walls, Mathews, Hird, Sheahan, Roos, Dunstall - was once a great show. Now we have Lewis having to just do the heavy lifting and sound sense when Riewoldt is just trash absolute garbage hyperbole spilling out of his mouth every week. He’s actually appalling.

His name was Stefano Leo, a young Italian man. He was on his way to work at the shop where he worked as a sales assistant. That day, he happened to cross paths with a monster, moroccan immigrant Said Mechaquat. Their eyes met. Stefano, kind and polite, gave a slight smile and kept walking. For no reason at all, the man followed him and stabbed him in the neck. There was nothing anyone could do, Stefano bled to death in the street. The attacker was sentenced to 30 years in prison (plus 2 more for stalking his former employer). He told investigators he didn’t know Stefano. Showing no remorse, he said: “I killed him because he was happy.” When questioned by journalists, he responded with a mocking horn gesture. To investigators, he coldly explained: “I take the knife with my left hand, I stand up calmly, I reach him, I move slightly ahead of him, I stab him in the neck, I check if I did it well. Then I walk past him.” Another son of Italy killed by uncontrolled immigration. For him, no street protests, no dedicated days of mourning, no 24-hour media coverage.

@StephanieAfrica Langford

Edward’s starts next week. Who goes out for Caddy? May? Langford?

@BasilZoccali Did you actually watch any of his 19 kicks? He’s a dud

What are we doing when this kid is dominating VFL. Needs to play the rest of the season and be given a proper chance at the highest level.

@Bombers_Boss Bring him in 💯

Dayne Zorko is out of contract at the end of the season, turns 38 in Feb…is he too old to bring in for a season or two if the Lions don’t offer him a deal?

@CraiG_Mc He’s not even quick at vfl level, can’t kick and doesn’t like to absorb contact before firing out panic handballs. I think he won’t be on a list at all next year

Genuine question — not from a “have a go at the coaches” angle, as I tend to trust the coaches on selection, but just trying to understand it better. As a Tsatas fan, I’d be interested to know what areas of his game they feel still need developing before he gets another opportunity at AFL level. Just a genuine curiosity around his development and what he’s building towards. Hopefully the coaches feels he is deserving and ready soon enough. #GoDons

@TomElliott3AW Lockdowns 💯

Hope you're ready for what's coming?

@FootyonNine @CalTwomey It’s a fucking joke. They take vic/sa/wa clubs and supporters for granted to pump up northern clubs no one gives a fuck about. Those states will never care about afl anyway

"They're going to have to pay the highest price ever paid for a father-son" @CalTwomey reveals the expected changes to the draft's bidding system, & the ramifications for the Blues, Bombers, & Power. #9FootyClassified | Watch on 9 & 9Now 🖥️

@DonCaldwelll He probably has lost the senior guys but that shouldn’t bother anyone. They’re no good. Let the bulldogs smash them one last time and then drop them all.

Do you think Brad Scott has lost the support of the playing group?

@WHWindsock Has to be Longmire. Bring that Sydney defense mentality

There are literal premiership coaches available right now, yet Nostalgia Merchants are advocating to parachute Solomon in as coach or bring in Hird. What are they smoking

@RonnyLerner 150+ coming up

The Bulldogs beat Essendon by 93 and 91 points last year - two of their four biggest wins over the Bombers. Since then the Dogs look even better and the Dons even worse. It could get diabolically ugly next round. On course for another top five margin #AFLDonsNorth

@WineGlassTatt The only way we can beat you is if you choke and blow it. We’re terrible

Hugely uncomfortable with the media pressure applied to Essendon this week. Not feeling overly optimistic, especially given they've dumped kids for experience

@AlboMP How about removing the gov taxes you cunt. Fuck you

Our new laws to crack down on petrol price gouging have just passed Parliament. We're doubling penalties for companies doing the wrong thing. Because there's no excuse for increasing profits at the expense of Australians.

@JTD0NS The fact they’re this delusional is a huge problem

Been in the system for 12 years.. And apparently this is the best & hungriest group he’s seen…🙄 #godons

@MrCricketAust Tend to agree but he just refuses to make any statements at selection and that makes him look all talk. Also the wider coaching panel is clearly not AFL standard. Ultimately these are all his decisions so he will live or die by those.

Brad Scott is on the BBQ at Essendon right now (with supporters at least) but I'm not convinced he is 100% the issue. Brendon Goddard was spitting chips as a leader trying to get us going many years ago. Effort, accountability and skill. The narrative seems very narrow right now.