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@EricCMeadows @kelandren3 🤦‍♀️ didnt try that! Car washes could make a fortune out here if they advertised that way.

@Sunnyreads8 @kelandren3 The reason we keep getting snow here is that I keep getting car washes. As soon as I do, an unforecasted snowstorm hits.

People often complain about the negativity on X, but then scroll right past a positive post showing objective beauty. If you see such a post like this from @kelandren3, like it, comment, and/or repost. Retrain the app to show you things that are more positive. These are photos I took tonight wandering through a forest that is almost entirely flooded due to the amount of snow we’ve received. I even met a couple of my beaver friends again! 🦫

@Ingrid__Third @TheBabylonBee He's 21 and still insists he hates rice.

@Sunnyreads8 @TheBabylonBee This is correct.

5-Year-Old Holds Press Conference To Announce He Is Switching Obsessive Interest From Backhoes To Dinosaurs buff.ly/oiecjgZ

@EricCMeadows @FaithLikeAbish2 Jealousy might be a good place to start. A strong, beautiful, beloved mother and wife. Whether they admit it or not, deep down they want what she has.

@FaithLikeAbish2 I’ve never understood that hate you get.

Should I make a March Madness style bracket of the LEAST popular LDX accounts?

@EricCMeadows @kelandren3 Never shoveled once this winter. Boots never made it out of storage. Really it was my fault because I gave the neighbors ice melt as Christmas gifts. Next year I should do flip-flops!

@Sunnyreads8 @kelandren3 That’s what I understand. We had an above-average snowfall this winter.

@Manhattva Quite the endorsement! ...peanut farm? 😅

Get on my level.

@matt42069i @elonmusk Unfortunate the buildings in the background are not as bright, colorful and new like they were in Roman times. Roman soldier standing in front of Roman ruins. 🤔

@elonmusk The “Roman Empire” template is 🔥 🔥 ⚔️

Try Grok Imagine Chibi template. Super cute!

@GTWScar This makes me so happy! Look forward to seeing all the fun you cook up for us.

After numerous setbacks snd three different antibiotics, I think I’ve finally turned the corner and I’m feeling better for real this time. Maybe I can get back to work slowly again.

@MamaCAllen That was ours too. Now I am precinct secretary again and state/county rep. The pres and I emailed and/or texted all 690+ registered Republicans in our precinct only to have 7 people show! 😔 and a little😡

Went to the Republican caucus night tonight and other than the precinct chair, his wife, and the vice chair, hubs and I and the 17 year old daughter were the only people there. You guys, if you're not involved in your local politics, get involved. It almost matters more than what happens on the federal level.

@KelseaJ112 Baby-proofing your home 1 foot off the floor commences. 😊

Wonderful news! My baby rolled over today!

@nicksortor They'll never pass it for themselves, just like they never pass a pay cut.

🚨 BREAKING: Legislation has been filed in the US Senate to BAN members of Congress from receiving special treatment at airports They’d be FORCED to stand in the lines and go through TSA just like the rest of us. Great! This is LONG overdue.

@FiredUpCoug Avid reader and former elementary librarian...I would read this!

Here is the premise of the series I want to write: Two siblings travel with their dad to Yellowstone National Park. They are encouraged to join the Jr. Ranger program, and find that it's much more challenging than expected. They stumble across a hidden passageway in the basement of the Yellowstone Lodge. That leads them down into a secret cavern, with an arch of natural stone set in the center. They witness an initiation of young adult Jr. Rangers, who pass through the arch, where gifts/abilities are bestowed upon them. After the chamber clears, the youth move in to take a closer look at the arch, and during a scuffle caused by one getting too close for the others liking, they fall through it. Even though it should not have happened, they are initiated as Rangers themselves (for reasons that are later revealed). They discover that the National Parks are more than what they seem at first glance. In addition to the natural wonders found at the parks, each one is a refuge to magical creatures, which are protected from an evil force by the Rangers. In Yellowstone, the creatures being protected are the mighty Yeti. The youth must learn and grow quickly as they are swept up in an escalating series of events that leads to the abduction of the entire Yeti clan. It's up to them to use the newfound skills that they have developed as Jr Rangers to rescue the Yeti before they are taken to the Shadow Realm by their abductors.

@edgaralandough "Jump to recipe" is my favorite button ever!

Things that are unnecessarily complicated: Online recipes. I don’t need your life story, a vineyard tour, and three paragraphs about your grandmother’s herb garden. Just tell me how long to bake the chicken. Also the 15 minute prep time is a lie. That took me an hour.

@LDS_Dems Hit the nail directly on the head.

The irony of "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" is that none of the women seem particularly good at being Mormon, keeping secrets or remaining a wife.

@TeeplesCY 🤔 sounds familiar

A low-cost, faith-based educational program called Pathway?

@FiredUpCoug @MamaCAllen This is exactly how my husband would have replied 🤣

@MamaCAllen I don't think having my wife come to make out with me would help much, but there's only one way to know for sure. I'll tell her it's medically necessary.

I hate needles. To get over that fear, I've been donating blood. Well, trying to donate blood. For my third attempt in a row, my pulse was at EXACTLY 101. To donate, I have to be under 101. Normally it's 73. My body knows the exact pulse needed to avoid needles.

@rccostner We cut them into eighths...it's about all I can handle at a time. I have personally never bought one, just received them as thank you gift. Crumbl is better than Crave-- those ones are supposedly meant to be gooey in the middle.

The LDS obsession with crumbl is so confusing to me The cookies aren’t even good, there’s way too much frosting, and they’re rarely fully baked Someone please explain to me why you like crumbl

@FaithLikeAbish2 Ouch. 😥

Doing yardwork. Trying to turn this backyard desert into an oasis and a patio umbrella fell and hit me in the head so hard I saw stars. I was already goofy as heck by genetics and now I'm cuncussed too

@EricCMeadows Music is healing. Time we'll spent.

This is what I did while I was away. Next concert, my daughter will be joining me!