Sunshine Uberman

@D_Fens_Ghost Sonia Fowler... Growler

There's some dirty bastards out there.

I just know that pussy stinks

@trboxing Landed like 20 before he put him on his srse

#OnThisDay in 2009, Manny Pacquiao stunned Ricky Hatton with his infamous one-punch KO 😳

@DebraBe16141698 Yes

Am I the only one who doesn’t find the character Alan Partridge funny?

@AllThingsBlades About 3 pints across all tables

didn’t think i could hate arsenal more but here we are

@triffic_stuff_ Powerful?

🚨BREAKING: DARTS STAR MICHAEL VAN GERWEN BRUTALLY PUNCHED IN KING’S DAY BAR BRAWL! 👊💥 DEN BOSCH, Netherlands – Former world champion Michael van Gerwen, 37, was viciously attacked in a shocking street brawl outside a bar on King’s Day. The Dutch darts superstar was celebrating the public holiday with friends when a heated argument erupted. Shocking footage shows a man suddenly throwing a powerful right-handed punch at Van Gerwen. The PDC ace reacted by furiously chasing and lunging at the attacker, but security quickly dragged the man away. No arrests or injuries have been confirmed yet.

@GBPolitcs 'Bootcam' sounds like quite a novel idea

🚨WATCH: The Metropolitan Police have released bodycam footage from the Golders Green terrorist attack

@OnlyBangersEth Hang on choking calf, let me just grab my camera and set it up before I help you 🙄🙄🙄

ups driver saving ranchers cattle 😭

@Mericamemed He's built it on the green, then carried it to where the buggy is parked???? Stay at home bro.

Divorced dad final boss

@KILLTOPARTY To lift the gunt

Why do women do this? (wear high waisted pants)

Once you’ve seen someone ram multiple fingers into their anus this sort of early 2000s Paris Hilton shtick is just boring

@DirtyWalsall Cheer up ya miserable cunt.

Can’t stand it when you’re just chilling and a random person comes up to you expecting a presentation about your dog like you’re a travelling zoo. And they’re really fucking rude too making you take your earbuds out and converse with them when you clearly don’t want to.

@helen_spirit1 @bphillipsonMP

The face you pull when you’ve just been outed as even more of a shameless liar than your ludicrously deceitful boss. @bphillipsonMP

@breadriho Look at her from 5-8 years ago

i will never understand the hype around her bro😭😭

@ESPNUK Many such cases

Mariona Caldentey’s equaliser is one Lyon won’t want to see again 😬

@80s_Kidz Robocop

First game that comes to mind

@ballsdotie Does Gerrard react???

McCoist and Gerrard react to the Finn Azaz goal. McCoist's jaw actually dropped.

@elonmusk Did he add another syllable to 'blindly'?

@DukeGomez7 KFC mixed with piss, then a hint of cocoa butter when the black walks in.

@DukeGomez7 Imagine the smell

Oh god