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Turd Flinging Monkey
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Turd Flinging Monkey
@TFMonkey2
"If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate." - Diogenes
your mom's house Beigetreten Aralık 2024
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If this chick isn't already leaning right, she will be soon.
Melony, if you're not hard-right yet, please just imagine that you're FARMING, not gardening, so it's 100,000x as hard, so there's cows getting sick and fungus on your wheat and stuff...
...and then a bunch of people from the other side of the planet move in next door and tell you "food should be free" and you're "privileged" for having a farm.
Melony🍈@MelonTeee
gardening is NOT relaxing bugs are eating all my shit I've never felt this violent in my life
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"The US President wants to speak to you."
"Bomb Tel Aviv"
"Sir, Qatar on line 2"
"Bomb Tel Aviv"
"Keir Starmer urgently wants to talk"
"Bomb Tel Aviv"
"Sir, many people think Netanyahu is an AI robot"
"Bomb Tel Aviv"
"Sir, you have not eaten in 3 days"
"Bomb Tel Aviv"
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Me: "Hey, can I commission you?"
Artist: "Absolutely."
Me: "I want Chudrick posing with Hitler at Hitler's birthday party."
Artist: "Absolutely not"
Then they complain when I use AI to do a better job than anything they're capable of making
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Credit to @TFMonkey2 for the Stages of Moral Development image as well.
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The problem with @ZoomerHistorian and other nationalists like @AlekYerbury is that they aren't really different from TradCons in that they just want to turn men into better slaves.
Rather than addressing the real cause of decline (loss of patriarchy) it's easier to ignore it.
Zoomer@ZoomerHistorian
@VinnieSull1van @BrigitteOhNo Crazy that our decline coincided exactly with the decline of Abrahamic theism in our country
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🇺🇸🇮🇷⚡️– Father of a US soldier who was killed in the war with Iran says, He never told Sec Of Defense, Hegseth, 'To finish the Job' and that he overstated what families told him.
An official also claimed he didnt hear families asking to finish the job instead they were uncertain about whats happening and said who wants the war? — NBC
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I appreciate how MGTOW don't beg for gay corpo sponsors, and we just promote businesses within the community. One hand washes the other.
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Klara@klara_sjo
Every Youtuber. Yes, I'm jealous that nobody wants me to shill their products, to be fair to them I would be really bad at it.
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@PlanetOfMemes goblins are isekai'd aborted black babies.
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Anyone have some new conspiracy theories?
Mine all came true.
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realizing that crypto was merely the introduction to tokenization and was never meant to have any real use case
Tokens on Solana@tokens
JUST IN: Hyperliquid now trades more oil, gold, and silver than crypto.
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@cursedcommentss You have to add 3 sizes when ordering direct from China. An XL in America is a 4XL in China. this is why Chinese sizes go all the way up to 5XL, because in reality, those are really only a 2XL.
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The man who stays in cash looks foolish until he doesn't.
Michael Lebowitz, CFA@michaellebowitz
BREAKING: GOLD COLLAPSES AS ARAB GULF STATES SELL THEIR ASSETS TO RAISE MONEY Put differently, in this time of crisis, they are selling their gold in favor of US dollars.
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@Knuckle83673282 @AcademicAgent_X there was an AI video of Iranian fighting US fighter jets with machine guns on flying carpets and summoning genies, and now I wish I saved it.
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@TFMonkey2 @AcademicAgent_X I've heard scuttlebutt that cultural superstitions also plague the Saudi military. Like, their pilots won't fly into clouds because of concerns regarding evil jinn and shit.
It's just hearsay... but that would also have an impact. 😏
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Saudi Arabia couldn't defeat the Houthis, what they gonna do against Iran? Might be time for some payback.
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Well I just got The Bachelorette canceled for the season. 💀
You’re welcome, America 🇺🇸
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It's not rape exactly they are after, that's just an easy label to slap on the desire.
They want plausibly deniable situations created for them by a 'bad boy' who knows what he's doing. Then she can fully express herself sexually without social repercussion.
The 'rape' label is slapped on this desire because being raped implies it wasn't their fault (which it wouldn't be) so they get to avoid the 'slut' label as they had no say in it.
But if you can give a woman a discreet and fun opportunity to be 'slutty' with you, without anyone having to know, then the same desire is achieved for her...
Women Being Awful@WomenBeingAwful
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@zerohedge This was before the war and before the big rise in mortgage rates. The next shoe to drop will be housing prices, which are about to crash. The current bubble housing bubble is even bigger than the one that popped in 2007.
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@amazing_physics Somalians. They have the same head shape, so the aliens will assume they're our leaders.
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Iran successfully struck an F-35, the first time that plane has ever been downed in combat
Remember that there are retards on this site that were telling you Iran lost the ability to do this two weeks ago
And then double down on their incorrect predictions
MonitorX@MonitorX99800
🇺🇸🇮🇷⚡️BREAKING: Iran releases footage of a direct hit on a US F-35 fighter jet by air defense forces. This is the first ever hit on the 5th generation fighter jet.
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