Turd Flinging Monkey
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Turd Flinging Monkey
@TFMonkey2
"If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate." - Diogenes
your mom's house Katılım Aralık 2024
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@OtakuEspiritu You cannot gate-keep a community around a game or hobby linked to a profit-driven publicly traded company or companies. They are compelled to grow and seek higher profits, which will result in them seeking mainstream audiences and selling out, even if it damages the community.
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@TFMonkey2 @AvaVtuber_ Wow, pulling out a move from the dark ages.
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BE HONEST: SHOULD A WOMAN GO TO JAIL... FOR FALSELY ACCUSING A MAN FOR RAPE?
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@Luna_Jones79 "do these two illegal aliens deserve the death penalty ..."
"YES!"
"umm, I didn't finish."
"You had me at hello"
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This is your daily reminder that all women are like that. All women are whores. The only reason previous generations didn't act like whores was because men didn't give them rights.
There are no good or bad women, only societies that control women or don't.
Aruvin 💊@aruvinchan
Why do women KEEP mistaking sexual attention for romantic investment? WHICH MAN doesn't a free hole to poke his dick in? Do you idiot foids really BELIEVE that means anything at all? 😂
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@Apolitical3678 semen contains up to 25 calories per load. Just suck dicks at truckstops for the treat at the end.
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A little-known hack:
Bread from Panera dumpster : $0.95 in gas
Apple peel : $0.00 on side of road
2 crackers : $0.05
1 baby carrot: $0.02
1 half can of baked beans: $0.78
Cold water from the tap: $0.01
Total: $1.81
You can do this.
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@ChibiReviews The government can't implement a social credit system due to the First Amendment, but a "private company" can implement one FOR the government, and that somehow doesn't violate the First Amendment because both parties want to use this power for their own purposes.
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The fact Paypal is banning people for stuff they do off their site is what should concern everyone
They are actively scanning everything you do to ban you. This meme is actually 100% accurate
LueLuxe - VRChat/ VTuber 3D Models@LueLuxe
how it feels
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@ThrillaRilla369 toast the bread so it doesn't soak up the grease too quickly and get all spongy.
source: I grew up in section 8 housing.
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Does anyone else ever use bread for their burgers or am I just poor? 😂
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@RAWigger May the Jewish people be shown the same mercy and tolerance that they've shown the whites and Palestinians. Amen.
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@jeremyct I'll translate from boomer to English:
"Look, I know things are bad, but I'm not giving up MY social security and Medicare, so here are some platitudes about how all of this isn't my fault."
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my transmission died
uncle told me: “just buy a reliable used car like we used to.”
then i showed him the market.
a decent 2015 honda with over 140k miles was like $14k cash.
he said: “back in my day i paid $4,000.”
i adjusted it for inflation and it was STILL cheaper than cars today
then he hit me with “you just need to negotiate better.”
now people are out here paying hundreds monthly for 8-9 years on used cars they didn’t even want.
“just buy used” stopped making sense when used cars started costing what new cars used to.
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The "culture war" is endless complaining about the same thing for years on social media, while refusing to discuss the solutions because it violates TOS to do so.
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@SandmanMGTOW If you look at body builders before and after in the introduction of steroids, it's like night and day.
What's happening is that plastic surgery, botox, etc. is totally mainstream. This wasn't the case in the 90s.
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Turd Flinging Monkey retweetledi
>fires the women
>productivity improves by 120%
>complaints down by 98%
>office banter up 400%
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow fired the company’s entire HR team because they were “creating problems that didn’t exist.”
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Hey, wait a minute.
Most Muslims in Japan are supposed to be Indonesians.
But when there is news about arrests, halal food demands, or burial issues, Pakistanis seem to stand out more often.
They are all Muslims.
So what explains this difference?
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@MattWalshBlog I've been talking about it for 10 years.
We need to take women's rights away.
Oh, the government won't let us? Then we do it the way the Taliban did it.
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There is a masculinity crisis. That's very real. But there's also a femininity crisis which in many ways is much worse. And nobody talks about it.
AF Post@AFpost
Despite broad attempts to lambast young men for the “male loneliness epidemic”, studies continuously show women have become radicalized, not men. Even conservatives patronize and demand more from young men, all while women offer less and want more. Follow: @AFpost
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@GameIdentityV Keep ignoring the entitled NAEU players who hate on AI while using ChatGPT to do their homework.
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Eight years. Countless chases. One manor we keep coming back to.
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#IdentityV
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@nekaishi Why is Japan importing Africans, Muslims, and Indians? Aren't there southeast Asian countries with poor people right fucking there?
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Japan needs armed guards at every temple
Their history is being burned to the ground
NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭@tanpukunokami
I can’t stop crying. Another temple burned. Another temple burned. Another temple burned. When this happens this many times, can we really still call it a natural fire? Who did this? Who burned it?
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