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Turd Flinging Monkey

@TFMonkey2

"If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate." - Diogenes

your mom's house Katılım Aralık 2024
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Planet Of Memes
Planet Of Memes@PlanetOfMemes·
Anyone have some new conspiracy theories? Mine all came true.
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Turd Flinging Monkey
Turd Flinging Monkey@TFMonkey2·
@cursedcommentss You have to add 3 sizes when ordering direct from China. An XL in America is a 4XL in China. this is why Chinese sizes go all the way up to 5XL, because in reality, those are really only a 2XL.
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Dexerto
Dexerto@Dexerto·
A female esports player and her boyfriend who helped her cheat in a tournament by playing for her instead have been sentenced to 6 months in prison Thai courts said their actions harmed both the integrity of esports and the country’s reputation
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Knuckles
Knuckles@Knuckle83673282·
@TFMonkey2 @AcademicAgent_X I've heard scuttlebutt that cultural superstitions also plague the Saudi military. Like, their pilots won't fly into clouds because of concerns regarding evil jinn and shit. It's just hearsay... but that would also have an impact. 😏
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Academic Agent
Academic Agent@AcademicAgent_X·
Saudi Arabia couldn't defeat the Houthis, what they gonna do against Iran? Might be time for some payback.
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Ryan Fournier
Ryan Fournier@RyanAFournier·
Well I just got The Bachelorette canceled for the season. 💀 You’re welcome, America 🇺🇸
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Married Man's Mystery - Dominant Polarity
Married Man's Mystery - Dominant Polarity@polarityperfect·
It's not rape exactly they are after, that's just an easy label to slap on the desire. They want plausibly deniable situations created for them by a 'bad boy' who knows what he's doing. Then she can fully express herself sexually without social repercussion. The 'rape' label is slapped on this desire because being raped implies it wasn't their fault (which it wouldn't be) so they get to avoid the 'slut' label as they had no say in it. But if you can give a woman a discreet and fun opportunity to be 'slutty' with you, without anyone having to know, then the same desire is achieved for her...
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Peter Schiff
Peter Schiff@PeterSchiff·
@zerohedge This was before the war and before the big rise in mortgage rates. The next shoe to drop will be housing prices, which are about to crash. The current bubble housing bubble is even bigger than the one that popped in 2007.
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Brotherhood
Brotherhood@DiggingInTheDi1·
Iran successfully struck an F-35, the first time that plane has ever been downed in combat Remember that there are retards on this site that were telling you Iran lost the ability to do this two weeks ago And then double down on their incorrect predictions
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MonitorX@MonitorX99800

🇺🇸🇮🇷⚡️BREAKING: Iran releases footage of a direct hit on a US F-35 fighter jet by air defense forces. This is the first ever hit on the 5th generation fighter jet.

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Turd Flinging Monkey
Turd Flinging Monkey@TFMonkey2·
@RealPostFolder they lie on job requirements so they can reject candidates without being sued. If they like you, they'll waive the requirements. If they don't, they don't, and you can't sue them for discrimination because you're not qualified.
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Turd Flinging Monkey
Turd Flinging Monkey@TFMonkey2·
@Rich_Cooper Women's hypergamous instincts prevents them from ever being happy or content. This is why we should take their rights away and ignore their whining. They're going to whine regardless.
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Richard Cooper
Richard Cooper@Rich_Cooper·
Women will find their equal, and still be unhappy...
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Turd Flinging Monkey
Turd Flinging Monkey@TFMonkey2·
@RealPostFolder when interacting with an attractive woman, pretend that she has a dick or a horrible STD in order to remove your nerves. If you're not trying to impress her and get in her pants, you'll act more naturally and are more likely to make a genuine connection.
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Our Own Nation
Our Own Nation@OurOwnNation·
So are we rooting for the CIA guys (Tucker, Kent, Vance) or the Chabad (Kushner, Witkoff, Levin) guys ?
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Turd Flinging Monkey
Turd Flinging Monkey@TFMonkey2·
@aruvinchan being 300 lbs and only losing 40 lbs in an entire year is insane. Bro, just stop eating sugar, it's not that hard.
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Turd Flinging Monkey@TFMonkey2·
@GenericSnarky There are no objective "societal values". There are only people with different values. Libertarians value "freedom". We will kill commies with you all day long, but if you attack our freedom because you think it's "degeneracy", we're going to have a problem.
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Mr. Reply Guy
Mr. Reply Guy@GenericSnarky·
@TFMonkey2 Just give a shit about societal values and culture. Thats all I really need
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Mr. Reply Guy
Mr. Reply Guy@GenericSnarky·
This is an open offer to any libertarians who want to try a better way. We must join or die.
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