Theodora

Growth mindset equals big goals. I'm making 2026 a year of wins, both in life and in the bank! #NewYear #MoneyMoves #2026Goals

@theerealtao @__hairahhh Immature you

Anytime I enter this app, maturity just dey leave my body.

@RayToluAyo @Erhiga11 No you didn't 😂😂

This babe called me and said she wants to take me on a date. I went there with two of my guys She said why am I bringing extra people? I said they are just here to support me and make sure I am safe Throughout our date, she was just hissing..... Did I do anything wrong?

@CManuel_Obi Yes she does

A WOMAN SAID: “I think marriages would last longer if people didn’t live together. How is a woman supposed to stay attracted to a man she has to clean up after??? You leave food out and your clothes be on the floor. You never put the toilet seat down, or the top back on the toothpaste and you expect your wife (who is ALWAYS cleaning up after you like your mother) to constantly wanna f*ck you? Are you nuts?” Do you think she has a point?

@Eniolamide23 Why😂😂

Once I see say you like okro soup so much, I go just assume you're sick.

@Big_Skeff @whoistysean No dey look down on people

Bruh this girl really asked for my number and she's just a nail tech, just imagine.

@TeeMento Sapiosexual?

I love a woman I can learn from & stimulate my mind. Intelligence women are attractive to me.

@alianahgrande Wow

Today I went out to a swimming pool even though I don’t know how to swim. While I was there, I met a guy who came with his babe, and he allowed me to swim with her even though she also didn’t know how to swim.

@diyanuoluwa__ @igho_vee47865 Awwwn bookworm

Guys,one of my cousin brought her home work to me to solve; solving quadratic equations graphically and I explained to her seamlessly without cracking my brain🤭

@AfroRedDevil @starboy_theo24 Prayer link una

Una go hide opportunities dey share prayer link

@NdudiDavid1 Yes

@THitebe If you can't another woman would 💅

I can't rate you as a girl if you can't pay my rent.

@_Ola_sun_kanmi Don't o🥲

@THitebe Wow, I want to be like you 😭

Am I the only one who can still fit in the same clothes from 10 years ago?😭🤦🏾

@2x_Ayomi Yes o

@THitebe You sure fine girl🌚

What’s happening?

@FortuneKingin @starboy_theo24 Nawa o

My level of introvert go far Gan!! I fit count how many people wey don enter my house before 🙂‍↔️🌚😂😂

@Elevenheavn Omo it's the best o

A person who has not traveled thinks their mother's cooking is the best in the world.

@Jaybee2success @tumijesu Well said

You need more than a job to be above average, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Use your head, before them use am for you.

@OneModupe Cheap whores😂😂

Because you bought me bucket chicken, you said i should climb bed😹 What do these men take us for???

@CManuel_Obi Yes!

A woman can easily leave a man she loves, but she will never leave a man she admires and respects. 💀💀

@whoistysean She is not serious

A broke girl asking me for my number today. The audacity 🤦‍♂️

@OUdembaa You can't be cheap my guy

So because you bought me iPhone 17 must be have sex Na wetin I tell this girl now She thinks am that cheap