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@mckerleymag I asked the same thing when I opened it

@mckerleymag Probably a good thing. Twitter Maggie is weird and kinda annoying- especially during football season.

I’m truly so happy my bf is not a twitter bf…stay away honey be free

If my work decides to bring back Sunday brunch

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Old people commenting publicly and sharing way too mych personal info is my favorite genre of Facebook posts.

My biggest pet peeve about myself is any time I’m watching an older already fully aired reality tv game show, I google and see who wins and who gets eliminated when. Every time. I can’t help myself.

@mckerleymag “that big muppet”

I don’t see a difference

Me and who? vm.tiktok.com/ZTdsm49ht/?k=1

I need to stop usinng the excuse “I work better under pressure” as an excuse to keep putting shit off. Like geez I have gotten myself into a pickle

@mckerleymag No im good thx

is this a problem? do u guys really want me to tweet more?

I also got grounded in 11th grade bc my mom found said tumblr and did not approve

For all of you who are just now becomimg obsessed with Johnny Depp because of the trial, just know I had a Johnny Depp p0rn blog on tumblr in highschool. I also would cut out photos of johnny in magazines and covered my bedroom walls with them. You and I are not the same.

@crowvember_ I hope Bighead had a gr8 easter

easter bunny came to see us :)

Another popular response is: “You better marry rich” followed by a chuckle

Every middle aged white man I encounter at work: “You in school? Whats you major?” Me: “sociology” Them: “well what the hell are you gunna do with that? That’s not a major that’ll get you a job.”

@miles_gilton I just wanna know who okayed this to be put on television

@TaylorLRansom Broooooo 😂😂😂

Dolly Parton called me darlin’

Screaming crying throwing up. I was crying in the photo so my face will be hidden