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last sunday’s live set up now on bandcamp :) popperms.bandcamp.com

Yeah I’ll mull to 6 btw can you imagine if whoever comes last at FNM had to be the FNM kitty? Haha wouldn’t that be weird, yeah can’t keep this go to 5. Yeah they’d have to like meow and crawl around and- ooh this one’s bad too I’ll mulligan to 4

Youtube poop sentence

your honor when i tweeted “doing 50 in a residential neighborhood watching reels i never gave a fuckkk” you have to understand i was taking artistic liberties and it doesn’t reflect me as a person or my driving habits

teens of denial 4kids dub

I've never seen a Y in the casting cost of a mtg card before! How interesting? I remember fireball was my favorite card in the 90s 😁 I think because it was simple.

Magic: The Gathering Arena should have "fuck you" as one of its default chat phrases

in the ice cream community we joke that The Tonight Dough is a dumb person's idea of a smart person's ice cream.

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours

Experimental musicians should also make a control group version of every song to check whether it would sound better normal style

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

Teaching a parrot Hey Soul Sister and releasing it back into the Amazon so all the creatures of the rainforest can hear it

You’re not ugly bro you’re just niche faps

*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer

every rejection letter is just a rogue-like element in the job search game

If the cat in the hat tried any of that bullshit in my house, I’d shoot him dead

by 28 years old you have absolutely no feeling or sensation anywhere on your body

Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcin…

challenge rejected #quitter #nothanks

Hey man I want to talk to you about the soup I made for soup club. I don't think you had to post a review calling it "contrary to human flourishing"