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I probably did an uncredited punch up on that thing you like.

@StanleyRoberts @RichardManso3 It also gets divided between a mix of front and back of house staff.

@StanleyRoberts @RichardManso3 Whatever number you tip goes to the server. That whole number then gets taxed.

Guess who is calculating the tip after taxes? #Sanjose 5305 Almaden Expy, The tip should be calculated before the tax, otherwise you’re tipping the tax man.

@SimpleManRyan1 @kunwarabhi7 Username checks out.

@kunwarabhi7 It was hilarious and had nothing to do with slavery but everything to do with mimicking a persons look and character. SHUT UPPPPP, calling this offensive and racist is dumb when theres legit bigotry in the world that actually needs stopped

Mark Henry talks about DX crossing the line with their Nation of Domination parody and blackface segment. “The Rock didn’t like it. X-Pac cried when I explained why it was offensive.” “America doesn’t teach the nasty history.”

@MikeBales Damn the navy vet is obsessed with trans women? What a shocker.

Lansing — Jill Fargo, 41, says she is embracing a “fresh start” after being hired at a local Domino’s Pizza, following eight years in prison. Fargo, who was released earlier this year, said she is excited to once again be part of a fast-paced environment where orders come in hot, expectations are immediate, and nobody asks too many personal questions as long as the pizza shows up on time. “I’ve spent enough time behind bars,” Fargo said, adjusting her new Domino’s visor. “Now I’m just happy to be behind a counter handing out slices instead.” Store managers say Fargo has quickly adapted to the position, particularly the “sense of urgency and repetitive task execution,” noting she has already mastered the art of the perfect pepperoni placement. Fargo says her goal is simple: “Keep busy, stay positive, and always remember to obey the law!”

@SColemanLU @purse_jame48483 @thecajundude Maybe he just hates Phillips.

@purse_jame48483 @thecajundude Exactly. Someone misinterpreted his body language.

The bat boy shaking his head and staring down like wants the smoke is killing me.

@JeffMcauli30427 @chefsevenn Yeah no waitstaff has always wanted you to give. Wanting more money isn’t a new thing.

@chefsevenn Let’s get this straight right now. Before tipping was not taxed this was not a problem. Now what is happening is that now wait staff wants you to give more. My thought is that I get good service I tend to tip more. But when it is bad or no attention is given. I tip less

Your restaurant bill is $103.69. How much are you tipping the waiter/waitress 💵 😏

@rdd147 I used to use that to make lasagna.

In case you’re wondering how fcked America is, we are now cutting ground beef with pork at 80/20 in Kroger $KR

@SJcritic @hashjenni How dare you disgrace Puerto Ricans like that.

@hashjenni More surprised that no one ever mentioned that 2 out of his three wives grew up Soviet and that Don Jr looks Puerto Rican while the others are light skinned, blonde hair & blue eyed.

Its still pretty wild to me that Trump's first wife died by falling down stairs and was buried in a pauper's grave on a Trump golf course, and people didn't ask more questions about that.

Age yourself in one name. Who were you watching at 10 years old? 👇 (No cheating — first player that comes to mind)

@FivePointsVids Tim Lincecum doesn’t have to pay for anything in San Francisco.

Im making a list of non-hall of fame athletes who will never have to buy a drink again for the rest of their lives (and city). So far I have: Mike Richter - NYC Robert Horry - Multiple Alex Gordon - KC Nick Foles - Philly The more obscure the better. Post yours👇

@SomaKazima2 The fact that I immediately said Rene Zellwiger.

Girl I got a 0% 😭😭😭😭😭

@ctreid89 I thought Memphis would be a clear number two.

Name a city that should be the capital of Black America.

@BayAreaBrennan Who are you to doubt The Sac?

okay seriously i wasn’t watching this live how on earth was this not a ground-rule double

@MLB SAC ATTACK

2-run triple for Daniel Susac! He's 6-for-7 to start his MLB career 😳

@BBGreatMoments It’s crazy that hall of famer Mike Piazza is the worst one here.

Who you picking?

@TheEmilJay I’d follow you on livejournal

if i was an indie wrestler in 2026 i would wear baggy pleather pants and my theme song would be "head strong" by trapt and i'd be a heel that gets cheered like a babyface and all my moves would have names and i'd be the coolest guy on the show

@BBGreatMoments I love people thinking the kid wasn’t juiced to the gills on hgh.

Pick one for their entire career...

@DisastroMan Yeah but they were on The Simpsons though

The Smashing Pumpkins have pretty much always been a huge fucking joke. Not a single person has heard their last, like, SIX albums, and they’ve been dropping flops for a quarter century. Maybe you love them, but to say their legacy outclasses that of Nirvana is insane.

@zzzzaaaacccchhh Goo

Post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't 4 Non Blondes, Crash Test Dummies, Deadeye Dick, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Green Jellÿ, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Right Said Fred, Willi One Blood, Days of the New, or Eiffel 65.

The perfect woman doesn’t exis- VANESSA BAYER ON COCAINE