The SpaceJesus

The fact that the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer is trending brings me joy.

Your kids need you. Your wife needs you. Your business needs you. And somehow you still show up. No excuses. No spotlight. No complaints. Respect to the men who are grateful & carry the load without complaining. 🫡

@RazorFist And at every #7/11 since 1992.

Yeah, in the parking lot at Home Depot.

@Zeebee @disclosetv

@disclosetv Iran won. Holy fuck Trump didn’t wanna accept the enrichment now he does.

JUST IN - Iran's Supreme National Security Council releases 10-point proposal to end the war, proposing negotiations begin on Friday, April 10, in Islamabad.

@ChristineSonnie @lookner @nicksortor Turn please. We don’t need anyone who treats chromosomes like #Pokemon

@lookner This is not peace, this is ridiculous. @nicksortor If this is the agreement I'm going to turn on Trump.

Iran's statement about the ceasefire

@jmartinezco053 @rosebahramilaw @lookner Agree huh? Yet you ran it up flagpole.

@rosebahramilaw @lookner Agree. It is like throwing cake before saying happy birthday

@jmartinezco053 @lookner

@lookner Iran issued a complete opposite statement and contradicted everything Trump said. Wow! Who do you believe?

@Eve_Barlow @foxnewsnight @tracegallagher I hope you didn’t breed.

Tonight on @foxnewsnight restored my optimism. Great panel on the Iran ceasefire. Honored to be part of it. Thanks as ever @tracegallagher

@Eve_Barlow This single passage, is the greatest proof of Malcolm’s foxes we’ve seen yet.

The ceasefire is disappointing. At the end of the day, the people of the West have prioritized their own needs over the liberation of the people of Iran. I don't have enough fingers to count the amount of people who have ranted at me about "gas prices" for the last few weeks, and how many I've had to remind of the realities of what people lived through during WWII, and the sacrifices that were made for the greater good. But beyond that, to listen to Americans wang on about the price of gas, while Israelis spend every night in bomb shelters, while Palestinians in Gaza continue to be terrorized by Hamas, while Iranians remain in an internet blackout that has lasted months……… What's the word? Ah yes. Privilege.

@patrickbetdavid Well any person WILLING to let Harvey diddle them obv doesn’t have good decision making faculties.

The more she speaks, the more it hurts Newsome’s chances in 2028. Republicans should want her speaking everyday.

@GenoVeno73 @C_3C_3 @elonmusk

@C_3C_3 Hey stupid fuck @C_3C_3 damn near everyone that's on this platform was here before that pedophile Nazi @elonmusk ever bought it. But hey, at least you just admitted that Elon controls what information from the Left gets censored.

The Left never got over Elon buying X. That wasn’t supposed to happen. The Left’s ideas are so bad and damaging they need total control of information. When Elon bought X they lost that control. People started seeing truth. This is catastrophic for the Left. Simple.

@AfricanFuture26 @SamanthaTaghoy Since you’re having difficulty, here’s an assist.

@SamanthaTaghoy You misquoted her. All she is talking about is how companies need to stop extracting natural resources as if they are unlimited (and depleting them) and factor in the costs of using them in their accounting. It's the opposite of what you seem to think she is saying.

“Water, soil, and oxygen should not be infinitely accessible. They are assets that should be included in global economic balance sheets.” This is not satire. The World Economic Forum wants to monetise breathing.

@SamanthaTaghoy Well if @realDonaldTrump puts Iran to bed today, have our boys take scenic route home & drop some munitions on the @wef and these “investors” that apparently have appetites that aren’t healthy for our planet according to this lady. So seems like easy solve.

I’m introducing Articles of Impeachment against Pete Hegseth. Here’s why.

@TheDemocrats Cry harder.

Deranged, unhinged, and criminal.

@PerfInjust @thrustforward Well @ryanlongcomedy has one of the better Lindsey Graham takes. youtube.com/shorts/q3CmLam…

Lindsey Graham has to go. I like what I’m hearing from Paul Dans.

What a disaster for the Sky. They had their hands on a face of the league at a time where the WNBA was reaching new heights. How do you throw that all away? Chicago basketball needs an exorcism.

@TheQuartering Can you dm me your settings pls? Cause that would be nice once in awhile.

Unpopular Opinion: X has actually become a right wing echo chamber. Between US paid shills and foreigners pretending to care about right wing politics, I almost never see left wing opinions anymore.

@EPM106 Oh no. Someone said the sky is blue. Let me act oppressed about it. Grow a pair dude.

she personally called me a man in a dress last year

@adamscochran @bjportraits You’re just one of many who can’t stop treating chromosomes like #Pokemon

The same day that Hegseth fires multiple senior army leaders, he announces that individuals "trusted" by the administration will be able to carry arms on base... On the same day Trump is purging his cabinet... This is like coup level shit.