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Husband: "Timmy looks very different from our other three children." Wife: "Yes, he does." Husband: "You cheated on me, didn't you?" Wife: "Yes, I'm so sorry." Husband: "Well, so who is Timmy's father?" Wife: "You are."

@Sakki707 @Fat_Electrician @sciencegirl When it fits, it fits. Love that show and due for a rewatch.

@TheFrakFiles @Fat_Electrician @sciencegirl Man a rare babylon 5 meme

What is stopping humanity from living peacefully together?

@Fat_Electrician @sciencegirl

@sciencegirl Humans

@DarrenDavisEsq @michellexotter It’s the way you bring the kids into the conversation without prompting and the way you say it. You putting it in all caps is what really invokes the simpsons scene and you seem to think that the trans community is predating on the kids when in fact they are not.

@TheFrakFiles @michellexotter Interesting that you equate saying leave the children alone with bullying. 🙄

Kristi Noem’s husband being outed as a crossdresser on Trans Day of Visibility is absolutely hilarious

@DarrenDavisEsq @michellexotter You right now trying to bully a community you insist you don’t hate.

@michellexotter You’re an idiot. I’m saying nobody cares about adult trans. We just want you to LEAVE KIDS ALONE‼️

@MediaBlathers1 @DonutOperator @trucknakanohito Our proportional response to them touching the boats is why we are friends now. That and BBQ.

@DonutOperator @trucknakanohito If we're such good friends, why didn't they warn us about Pearl Harbor?

朝からワイのTwitterに大量のアメリカ人が来てくれているんだけど、この現象は何て呼べば良いのかな？

San Antonio is home to the only UNESCO World Heritage Site in Texas. I met with National Historic Park representatives for the San Antonio Missions this week to discuss San Antonio’s heritage and tourism economy.

@KyleRic80680704 @ChaplainAsmo @DonutOperator @LePapillonBlu2 If people actually pay attention it’s pretty obvious his videos as all skits disguised as “real life tv”. Though apparently he did lie to a real life bounty hunter he was partnered with for a bit, which was when he switch to sheriff/police videos full time.

@ChaplainAsmo @TheFrakFiles @DonutOperator @LePapillonBlu2 Imagine telling lies for likes.

Here’s ICE being chased by the residents of Los Angeles.

@KyleRic80680704 @DonutOperator @LePapillonBlu2 Or a Patty Mayo skit. Ice would have probably lit them up before the punch even landed.

@DonutOperator @LePapillonBlu2 An American agent, taking one punch to the face and the others run like cowards ? This is A.I..

@NotSeaLarson @fandompulse Neighbor lost all credibility and anything he claims should be considered suspect. He should be grateful that Ritchson declined to press charges and count his blessings.

@fandompulse About Ritchson? Well if the neighbor is to be believed. It’s not the end of the world when people rev their engines but if it’s multiple days in a row that gets annoying. Worth a polite talk. Not a street confrontation.

Brentwood police issue statement regarding motorcycle incident involving Alan Ritchson and Ronnie Taylor: "After reviewing available evidence, including video footage and witness statements, authorities determined that no criminal charges will be pursued. Mr. Ritchson’s actions were found to be in self-defense. Although a potential reckless endangerment charge was considered, Mr. Ritchson declined to pursue charges. With the agreement of the District Attorney’s Office, the case is now closed, and no further action will be taken." Was this the right decision?

@toocool46978 @messedupfoods Unless they are the shelf stable ones, then yeah, it’s just bread and you eat right from the pack.

@messedupfoods They're shipped frozen, stored for weeks frozen in the stores. I mean, if warming them for a few minutes makes frozen food safe???? I'm gonna go nuke my dinner.

@noahkaufmanmd @alt_w_v_g I have never seen a review/post by a homeowner ever praising or saying their home warranty was a good deal and not a scam.l to just collect money and never payout. Seems like individual manufacture warranties are always the better option for home appliances.

@alt_w_v_g Haha, it was a great post. I hate my home warranty policy and have suffered the same BS. But I’ve also seen good hearted Repair people who understand these policies find and document problems that get warrantied. I’m not saying they don’t find problems that don’t exist…

The dishwasher broke My wife said "good thing we have the home warranty" I said nothing I've been paying $62 a month for three years for this moment $2,232 for the peace of mind that when something breaks someone will come to the house and tell me it's not covered I called 47 minutes on hold They sent a technician Arrival window: Tuesday through Thursday between 8am and 5pm My analyst delivers faster than that And he still hasn't fixed the gridlines He showed up Wednesday at 4:47pm Looked at the dishwasher Opened the door Closed the door Touched something underneath Said "not covered" 90 seconds That's faster than my bank lets me prove I'm human I said "what's covered" He said "the motor" I said "what's wrong with it" He said "not the motor" I said "convenient" He said the service fee is $75 I paid a man $75 to open my dishwasher, close my dishwasher, and say two words My analyst could do that And he's not even that good I called the warranty company back 38 minutes on hold Requested the policy 129 pages I read all 129 pages Because that's what I do The coverage section is 34 pages The exclusions section is 58 The business model is right there In the margins Where nobody reads Except me Page 91 says "all mechanical and electrical components essential to appliance function are covered under standard service" Page 104 excludes control panels A control panel is an electrical component essential to appliance function Their own document contradicts itself 13 pages apart I highlighted both Sent them an email Subject line: "Plz fix. Thx." Attached both pages No other context Took them three days to send a technician Took them 4 hours to call me back when I found the loophole Funny how that works They covered the repair Waived the $75 And I canceled the warranty anyway Because a contract that contradicts itself isn't a contract It's a suggestion My wife said "so we're canceling" I said "we're canceling" She said "and the dishwasher" I said "fixed. They're covering it." She said "how" I said "I read the policy" She said "all 129 pages" I said "the exclusions section starts on page 47. The coverage section ends on page 34. There are 13 pages between them where they hoped nobody would look." She looked at me Then she said "you're unbelievable" I said "I just saved us $744 a year and got a free dishwasher repair. I'm not unbelievable. I'm thorough." She looked at the ceiling The dishwasher works now The warranty is canceled And the policy has been read By at least one person Probably the first Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@lemanadead @idahocountrydoc @esjesjesj But isn’t FSD supposed to obey traffic signs? Because it’s sure seems like the original video was going to fast for a construction zone that FSD should have realized it was in and slowed down accordingly. So why didn’t it automatically slow down the vehicle?

@TheFrakFiles @idahocountrydoc @esjesjesj > Of course they still can’t seem to get the software to 100% recognize pedestrians and NOT run them over so… ad hominem on Tesla, ignoring this part. > Updating the internal gps maps to have the area marked as under construction? Users don't have eyes? They took control..

Btw what happens is drivers see that autopilot is about to cause a crash and disengage it to try to stop the crash and it’s too late. Then tesla gets to say that autopilot wasn’t engaged

@idahocountrydoc @lemanadead @esjesjesj You’re right I’m saying the same thing. We don’t have the details yet, we don’t have a full picture from just 4 seconds of video, this new video adds nothing to the conversation and only serves to to blur what little we do know.

The person who turned if off clearly saw everything and had plenty of time to slow down - did you see any obvious signs of slowing by the driver in the four seconds before the accident? There weren't any corrective actions by the driver at all. You are saying the same thing over and over with nothing new or different. Good luck with that. I am grateful that Musk created FSD, and that he created the mute button for X. Goodbye.

@OCpatriot_ @FacingNorthX Honestly while it may have been hazardous to the planes, why couldn’t they time a hit on the SAM positions to just before the first strike on the bunker? Obviously the answer is they needed an excuse to get Mav and Rooster in a Tomcat, but still.

@FacingNorthX Why couldn't they hit the enemy SAM positions at the same time that they hit the runway?

Shower thought. In Top Gun: Maverick, if they knew where all the SAM emplacements were, why didn't they Tomahawk or HARM missile all of them along the teams' ingress and egress corridors?

High calorie woman gets out of her vehicle during a road rage incident in Nevada. Elderly man points a Glock at her and she decides the road rage incident is now over and returns to her vehicle. Plan accordingly... #roadrage #ego #crime #diabetes #glock #dumb #FAFO #driving #traffic

@Jimssecondacct @Mrgunsngear Not always legal but not necessarily illegal either once common sense is applied. But yeah he should just be point to her and say she was a threat. Half his age and twice his weight and she was ready to beat him until she saw the handgun.

@Mrgunsngear I know this isn't generally legal, but it should be. Nothing deescalates a situation like the threat of getting extra holes!

@TrialBalanced @Mrgunsngear Nope, police investigate but file no charges. Video is only proof they need that he was deterring a threat to his life. She’s at least half his age and twice his weight. He needed an equalizer and he not aimed at the threat. Not waving it around and point it at folks willy nilly.

@Mrgunsngear ***elderly man goes to prison for brandishing a firearm

@LandonCheatham @AngryCops Pretty sure he served up a knuckle sandwich and force fed it.

@AngryCops Keep that pimp hand strong

Good Lawd!

@AngryCops Invading personal space like that? I don’t blame him. He had no clue who was touching him or what their intentions were.