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Shot 2 complete, you bunch of soft, half steppin' bitches.

@DaveWeasel Lars F david spade?

Fred Durst now looks like he’s in one of those ‘celebrity in disguise’ shows but when he reveals himself, nobody cares

When you need a bestie that will "Kelly Preston" for you in the ER when you F yourself up, you call @bertkreischer . Professional Famous Friend.

The hardest part of living in Texas is pretending that Whataburger isn't dog shit.

Ice tea, music and good company. Live that lazy sunday if and when you can.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. - Will Rodgers

@andrewschulz I thought the hot thing was to get on a Super Team and then "achieve greatness". Whassup, squad?

The ONLY reason we can call ourselves WORLD CHAMPIONS is Bc we bust the world’s ass in sports that matter. If the world busts our ass then we got to strip that title.

@bertkreischer It wont matter how many berpies you do if you dont change your diet, dumdum.

Hey guys can you send me some exercises and don’t include your left arm... want to stay in shape!!!

@TimJDillon Im sure if you took a second and exhaled, youd find them roomier.

The horse stalls New Yorkers are forced to eat in on the street are grotesque. Tear them down.

When your old boss comes to see you at your new job

@BrendanSchaub You look like every gay varient of barrista if the coffee house is in a GloboGym.

What movie villain do I look like? Wrong answers only. Also can’t build a new studio in Calabasas and not have a mascot. Calabasas fight companion this SATURDAY 7pm PST #UFC246 live only @ ThicccBoy YouTube Channel

@historyandfacts Searching for porn no doubt.

Elon Musk in the early 90s at college.

@ATGcast A reminder of horrors past. What a pitiful sequel.

Love is a dagger. #Loki

@DanManCarney Call it "Dueces".

An app where ppl taking massive shits can connect to each other

@chrisdcomedy Hey Ma! Meet my chic, Chlamydia.

Yes this is me

@marknorm Thats most of L.A.

No one ever brags about having white friends

@MaryLynnRajskub Ballin.

For my birthday, Went to the dentist and treated myself to a fancy electric toothbrush! 🪥

@StarWarsExplain ....we all do...

Does Omega have a secret inhibitor chip? #TheBadBatch 😬🤔 youtu.be/dsPj-28fdFg

3 Graduates, 2 proud Dads, and the Mom that makes it all go forward.

@bertkreischer @tomsegura LeAnnnnnnnn! Berts bein' weird agaaiiiinnnn

Ladies - Can you send me pics of you calves?

Black Dudes In Atlanta Are Gay Until Proven Straight! 😂🍆😂