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LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach

@TheMarxMachine

professional beer league baller | Christ is King | Priest | journalist for USChess and I provide life coaching at high prices

West Hollywood, CA Beigetreten Ağustos 2012
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LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach
LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach@TheMarxMachine·
Little sally walker walking down the street she didn’t know what to do so she stopped in front of me saying bawitdaba dabang dabang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
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Alex@midsmoker34·
Just had to get off of 2K for the night. Clam chowder and coconut cold brew I had for dinner is not agreeing with my stomach unfortunately
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Chess Von Doom
Chess Von Doom@ChessVonDoom·
@TheMarxMachine @ineedacortadito Not only do I think that - I refuse challenges now 🤣. Like, if I know you don't play regularly or study at all, I won't play you. I will say, "Why don't we do a lesson instead?" It's like cocking a shotgun 🤣
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Chess Von Doom
Chess Von Doom@ChessVonDoom·
The homie @ineedacortadito and I were discussing the "game within the game." When you meet someone else who plays chess, and you try to assess if you can take their soul. We've all done it. I'm curious - how many of those encounters have you "won?"
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amy🌸@amyxwaifu·
do men really jack off to ur pics when they have a crush on u..
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Chess Von Doom
Chess Von Doom@ChessVonDoom·
@chesscom Is it just me or is does this create no advantage whatsoever? I've never stopped to think about this. Apart from that guy not realizing he's playing you, what does it change about anything? I'm imaging this is me and Magnus. I'm still getting dragged 🤣
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Nigatonie
Nigatonie@Coomewescomme·
@Emps_rex @amyxwaifu Yeah there is a rule you can't jack off to people you have crush on
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dior ✞
dior ✞@deeore5·
if you shoot on round 1 in Zombies you’re ass idc
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KarenChess
KarenChess@KarenChessPoker·
@RepNancyMace The level of stupidity that you and other members of Congress exhibit is astounding … you won’t be punished properly by the voters because there are so many of you morons running around with your megaphones spewing bullshit that it makes it impossible to track all you clowns.
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Rep. Nancy Mace
Rep. Nancy Mace@RepNancyMace·
History does not forgive those who turn away from the massacre of innocent lives. Since taking office, President Trump has made clear his mission: peace through strength. This morning, America proved it means what it says. There is no peace in the Middle East if Iran has a nuclear weapon. Tyrants do not respond to appeasement. They respond to force. The Iranian people have paid in blood for their freedom and deserved more than empty rhetoric. Peace is not negotiated with evil. It is imposed on it. God bless the United States of America.
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Morgan J. Freeman@mjfree·
The dude is gonna get Americans killed just to distract from the fact that he fucked little girls.
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anthony
anthony@anthony64748247·
@TheMarxMachine @MyNiggaEli the intent isn’t really to thicken it tho, it jeeps it MOIST and it gives it a smooth glossy consistency. like its watering it down but has enough starch to thicken it up a little so it cancels out if that makes sense also i use a lot less water to boil pasta than most people
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LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach
LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach@TheMarxMachine·
@anthony64748247 @MyNiggaEli Much better than a splash of pasta water is a 1:1 ratio of water and flour mixed vigorously. Pasta water doesn’t have enough thickening agent in it to effectively thicken a sauce, you’re just watering it down that way
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anthony@anthony64748247·
@MyNiggaEli the issue is either don’t have enough sauce or aren’t putting a splash of the pasta water in the sauce (if you never heard of this, TRUST ME) so it gets dry. add an extra splash of water if needed and it should reheat just fine
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Donald J. Trumpstein fake@realtrumpstein·
I blocked Fox News with parental controls at my parents' house and now my mom keeps calling, asking why they can't watch their news program, and I truly believe this is how we can make America great again.
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LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach
LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach@TheMarxMachine·
@XSarahNova @JayTCB2 One of my favs is when Allen is hyping himself up to introduce glep and himself at the persons doorstep only to say “we’re the smooling fronds. FUCK!” as soon as they open the door lol
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SarahNova@XSarahNova·
@JayTCB2 My favorite thing from this whole show was Allen saying “Me was born this way.”
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