Minneapolis Enjoyer, IQ 276
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44°C in Arizona… in March.
Let that sink in.
Records aren’t just breaking — they’re collapsing.
This isn’t natural variability.
This is human-driven warming, and it’s speeding up. End war - come together and build climate mitigation urgently.
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Minneapolis Enjoyer, IQ 276 retweetet
While many of you were yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO RAMS!" I was yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
Rip 🕯️ 🕯️
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Most popular night club in University of Minnesota college town.
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CarPlay when I want to doomscroll while I’m driving:
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Dear Apple and CarPlay please STOP pausing my music every time I open a social media app. I can doom scroll and listen to music at the same time.
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@hellodonavon This is way too sexy a commercial to have been wasted on p funks
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Actual video footage of me when I met my wife, however we had to change the brand of cigarettes in this retelling for sponsorship purposes.
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@ant_rants @rosiekennedyxx What’s the point of shoaling if they’re telepathic?
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@rosiekennedyxx Hammerheads are among the more likely creatures to actually be telepathic.
- Brain activity is electric
- They don't have any shielding for their brains
- They are heavily loaded with electromagnetic sensors built to pick up faint bioelectric readings from prey
- They shoal
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pretty much every apartment listing is now “digitally staged” with AI-generated furniture that makes it impossible to get any realistic sense of scale, but today i saw one so insane that even someone as sub-mental as a real estate broker should have realized something was off
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@HaleyJuuune Don’t you have a whole bar full of food trucks? Maybe talk to them
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@caitlinmcgowan Ling & Louies, Uptown Tavern, MoMo Sushi, The Republic, and Herkimer’s patios will all be open tomorrow.
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Alright MSP friends, we need to prepare. This is a thread to share what patios are open tomorrow because we all friggin need it ☀️❤️
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Minneapolis Enjoyer, IQ 276 retweetet
Minneapolis Enjoyer, IQ 276 retweetet
Im hearing that on his deathbed Chuck Norris received the light of Islam, and unhesistatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!
TMZ@TMZ
🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe
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Most popular night club in University of Minnesota college town.
noah kulwin@nkulw
Rip Chuck Norris you were an enthusiastic spokesman for Americas most fascist elements but also a terrible actor. Screen personality of balsa wood. Love invasion USA, delta force, etc
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@lydiakauppi The machine has only its two legs to stand on, its own robot trinity to see it through: Reason, Courage, and Grace. And the first plus the second equals the third.
So it doesn’t need a soul to deserve respect
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One time I was having trouble in the self-checkout at Target and the employer watching them came up to me and said “this machine has no soul, and because of that, it has no grace.” And then he fixed the machine and glided away. I think about that a lot these days
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@BokononsProphet It's dumb attics hike fish hat destroy any pounce of insect or creditability ewe had in the Hearty. You’re a gown man FFS, you hood stamp acting hike won.
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Minneapolis Enjoyer, IQ 276 retweetet
Closeted.
Moist populist nice club in universial of Minneapolis collage tone.
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@DraeDaye Not even the best night club in that part of University of Minnesota college town.
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@TheNotTurk That was the most popular night club in University of Minnesota college town! 😢
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