Theorin
2.3K posts
Theorin
@Theorinator
2A 🇺🇸✝️ / Bartending / Veteran / UC Berkeley EECS
Las Vegas, NV Beigetreten Haziran 2009
571 Folgt95 Follower
Do you still use any of these on a daily basis?
FUBAR
SNAFU
BOHICA
WILCO
Ate Up
Good To Go
High Speed
Pop Smoke
Squared Away
Voluntold
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Larry getting disrespected in the replies to this one
If he’s not in your top 4 all time I’m side eyeing you
If he’s in your top 3 I respect you like no other
Zay@TheMarvSpace
Would Larry Fitzgerald be the greatest WR in your franchise’s history
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Every fan base has that one team that they HATE.
What team do you just absolutely HATE?
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@eternaltxts Drinking is a blast. Limit it to once a month. It’s a waste of money and people that hang out at bars all the time suck.
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I’m 21. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.
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How far back does Military Service go in your family?
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I like how Vegas went from Spring to Summer and back to Winter and now we getting flooded next week after 3 nice days
the fuck
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Assuming these people were at the restaurant for 2 hours
A $60 tip means this server made $30/hour off this ONE TABLE
Is that not enough for a waiter to make?
Does being a waiter really need to be a $150/hour job?
The entitlement behind a lot of tipping culture is insane
NRM84@Mappy6984
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@Theorinator Are you insinuating that mittens is a bartender or a prostitute?
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Not the hero that Vegas deserves, but the hero that Vegas needs.
LVMPD@LVMPD
#BREAKING: LVMPD introduces its newest feline unit… Meet Officer Mittens 🐾 Highly trained in naps, laser pointer tracking, and ignoring commands. Welcome to the team.
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@SocialEngland66 If I ever go to England I’m going to shit on the street and stab people as per local custom. Respect each others society.
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Stopped by the store and bought a rotisserie chicken.
Checkout lady was like “we have forks and napkins right over there”.
Do…..do I look like I’m just gonna sit in my truck and scarf down an entire rotisserie chicken right out of the bag?!
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American tipping culture intrigues me so much. They deadass want a $120 for bringing plates to a table? Is that not a bit absurd.
NRM84@Mappy6984
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No patches on either arm, wearing a cowboys hat, and sneakers with no name patch on his chest.
This look like stolen valor to you guys? Or is he just using old surplus camo.
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@MeekPro69 @lordbrazes Your breath would smell anyways. Plus if you have to sneak beer around your friends you should probably not be drinking.
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@Theorinator @lordbrazes wtf? Have you ever been around beer? You can smell it through the cup. you don't need to sniff it.
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wtf kind of body composition are you people that 190 at 6’3 can fit in a medium shirt.
Tanning Salon Don@TheSalonDon
If you’re 6’3 190 pounds you are a now a size medium shirt in America Basic psychology Consumers subconsciously avoid anything that makes them feel bad
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