Theorin
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Theorin
@Theorinator
2A 🇺🇸✝️ / Bartending / Veteran / UC Berkeley EECS
Las Vegas, NV Katılım Haziran 2009
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@Theorinator Are you insinuating that mittens is a bartender or a prostitute?
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Not the hero that Vegas deserves, but the hero that Vegas needs.
LVMPD@LVMPD
#BREAKING: LVMPD introduces its newest feline unit… Meet Officer Mittens 🐾 Highly trained in naps, laser pointer tracking, and ignoring commands. Welcome to the team.
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@SocialEngland66 If I ever go to England I’m going to shit on the street and stab people as per local custom. Respect each others society.
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Stopped by the store and bought a rotisserie chicken.
Checkout lady was like “we have forks and napkins right over there”.
Do…..do I look like I’m just gonna sit in my truck and scarf down an entire rotisserie chicken right out of the bag?!
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American tipping culture intrigues me so much. They deadass want a $120 for bringing plates to a table? Is that not a bit absurd.
NRM84@Mappy6984
Thoughts
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No patches on either arm, wearing a cowboys hat, and sneakers with no name patch on his chest.
This look like stolen valor to you guys? Or is he just using old surplus camo.
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@MeekPro69 @lordbrazes Your breath would smell anyways. Plus if you have to sneak beer around your friends you should probably not be drinking.
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@Theorinator @lordbrazes wtf? Have you ever been around beer? You can smell it through the cup. you don't need to sniff it.
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wtf kind of body composition are you people that 190 at 6’3 can fit in a medium shirt.
Tanning Salon Don@TheSalonDon
If you’re 6’3 190 pounds you are a now a size medium shirt in America Basic psychology Consumers subconsciously avoid anything that makes them feel bad
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@MeekPro69 @lordbrazes Why are you letting people sniff test your drink?
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Scary: Browns superstar QB Shedeur Sanders benching 205 pounds with EASE.
Shedeur has put on a serious amount of muscle this offseason.
Many people don’t realize how hard this is.
🤯🤯🤯
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@bobbylikesbeers Just shotgun a beer before going in if you want one that bad. I’d rather be in and out then relax and have a beer on my chair or couch.
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I think it’s time we start a dialogue about shower beers being the most overrated beer in the game right now
Handsome Young Dentist (6'1) D.M.D@ProV1Smile
Spitballing top 5 beers 1. Free beer 2. First beer of the weekend 3. AM airport beer 4. Campfire beer 5. Shower beer Taking input. Never afraid of constructive criticism.
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@FightWithMemes I signed up expecting to get deployed and never did.
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Everyone wants to be a soldier until it's time to do soldier stuff.
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@vortexEire @TerribleMaps Where do you think all your food comes from?
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@TerribleMaps The red area would collapse if it wasn't being subsidised by the blue.
Most red states are welfare/communist states.
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A proposed two-state solution with minimal complications
Minor details to be addressed
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@ZeducationYT I lived in CA for like 10 years and never heard of avocado on pizza.
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@Fat_Electrician @PaulRieckhoff They even had Wiccan in basic. I was tempted to check it out but didn’t.
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@PaulRieckhoff I know this will blow your fucking mind. But the military has religious services offered all the time for a wide range of religions.
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Does everyone realize how wrong and unAmerican this is to come from a government account??
DOW Rapid Response@DOWResponse
We have gathered at the Pentagon for our monthly worship service. One Nation Under God.
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@Docquistador BDU’s >>>> ABU’s. I got out before Air Force went multicam.
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M81 Woodland isn’t a cool camo pattern & all the hype is just the olds having nostalgia over their time “in the service”
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Why are men bald before and after marriage?
Jessica M@Jesii_ca_M
Why do women become fat after marriage?
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