The polymath

@O5Clown6681 @FCBJimmy_ Dribbling? lol

The difference between Cancelo and Balde is unbelievable

@abosalaharena How do i report this account?

اكتر فكرة عبقرية هتحل مشاكل النادي وتخلينا نجيب صفقات سوبر نجيب بيها الأبطال.. احنا حاليا عندنا لامين يامال عنده 18 سنة ويعتبر أفضل لاعب في العالم واعلى لاعب في العالم لكننا مش بنستفيد منه حاجه واحنا معندناش فلوس عشان نصنع فريق تنافسي يخدمه ويحقق البطولات فـ الحل هو نبيع لامين للباريس بـ 300 مليون هناخد الـ 300 مليون دول نجيب باستوني بـ 50 مليون ونجيب الجناح نوسا بـ 60 مليون ونجيب ارتكاز قوي بـ 40 مليون ومهاجم زي اوسيمين بـ 70 مليون وظهير ايمن بـ 30 مليون ونختمها بصفقة حارس بديل لجوان جارسيا بـ 25 مليون وبكدا نكون عملنا فريق تاريخي يحقق الأبطال 10 سنين قدام فيه شخص محترم هييجي يقولي طب والـ 25 مليون الباقيين هنعمل بيهم ايه ؟ هقوله هندفعهم كشوفات لدكاترة عشان يعالج اللي متفق معايا على الكلام دا Mostafa Khaled

@chisomholic A lot of you need to understand that not every woman deliberately puts themselves in this position. Some were cheated on, some lost their partner to the cold hands of death…etc Whatever the case may be, lets try to judge things with wisdom Love and 💡

At 39 year old you're a winner my dear sister because you're independent, mature, and know what you want. Your frontal lobe is developed and men can't control or afford you so they go after cheap and naive 23yo girls. Marriage is also slavery. May God forbid it for you. 🙏

@NostalgicVibeNG You dey argue off point boss

It's embarrassing when a carpenter shoots his shot at a woman just because she hired him for work... but it's perfectly fine when women shoot their shots at men who are way above their level? Just yesterday, a top influencer posted his 23 million Naira X payout screenshot, and before midday, all kinds of girls were already calling him "handsome" and sliding into his DMs with every kind of shot. Meanwhile, the other day an Instagram influencer And the son of a former executive director at Access Bank Kenny Koroye called out a lady who DM'd him shooting her shot, and the same women were dragging him: "Who does he think he is?" "He's not even fine." By Nigerian standards, it's "cringe" and "delusional" when a man shoots his shot at a woman from a higher social class... but when women do the exact same thing to high-value men, it's suddenly "confidence" Make it make sense

@ossaivictor1_ Cut off mark na 1m

Anybody earning below ₦300k monthly in Nigeria will never afford a luxury life. Na the future children go suffer pass.

@Ademolaaa_ His only problem is aerial duels… asides that… he clears most defenders

Cubarsi lol. Dw you won’t play Hansi Flick suicide ball forever and people will see how wonderful you are.

@Bekiwereloo E go better make you hide under Apongbon Bridge

If missile mistakenly comes towards Nigeria, is there an air defense system to intercept it? 🤔😂

@abbycorners_ @Thebiglade Greatest series of all time

@Thebiglade 24 hours series. I was glue for days. Had sleepless nights. The suspense was topnotch

What was the first series you were completely addicted to? The series that paused everything??

@mayor_clem2 @Teeniiola The camry 2007-2009 engine burns a lot of oil. you are better off with 2010 or 2011 (2ar-fe engine)

@Teeniiola Toyota Camry 2008. Abeg help a brother, na my first ride 🙏

Bro to bro, write the car you're planning to buy and let someone tell you more about it.

@Thelfc_Ace Dejong? Poor football knowledge

I present to you your Flop 11 of the season so far,any miss ?

@iyanuiyanuiyanu @grok @Magixlamy_ @sleek_khay You just dey mumu yourself

@grok @Magixlamy_ @sleek_khay Can musa conduct the Venezuelan raid like Pete did ?

Minister of Defence in the US vs the Minister of Defence in Nigeria

@sxdiqcarter_ Please include Camry spider. People are sleeping on that car

If you’re a first time car user and fuel economy is your major priority, these are the cars you should be looking at ; Toyota Corolla, Honda Civic, Hyundai Elantra, ToyotaYaris & Kia Rio.

@boye4christ2006 The 3 of them dey mad

My friend told me about one of his friends whose wife was still in contact with her ex because the ex is wealthy, while her husband is currently unemployed. At some point, the ex sent the wife ₦3 million to help her start a business. The wife’s phone was in her husband’s possession, so he discovered the transaction. The husband confronted the wife and insisted that she either call the ex in his presence or return the money. Eventually, the ex was called, and he explained that he sent the money willingly and that there were no strings attached. However, this incident has caused serious conflict in the home, as the husband now wants the wife to transfer the ₦3 million to him, which has led to ongoing fights between them. If you’re the wife, will you return the money or sent it to your husband. Did the husband do the right thing?

@GunnerPuls Di Maria

89% of football fans will fail this 🫣 Guess the player VERY HARD

@miriamogb Your tyres could be bad

Please why does my car steering start vibrating when I drive on 60-80km/h?

@vipetic @Gideonkalu6 @KennedyWandera_ @DeadlineDayLive Bro take am easy na 🤣🤣

🚨 Xabi Alonso’s authority completely undermined by Kylian Mbappé last night. 👀 He wanted the team to form a guard of honour for Barcelona, Mbappé refused and the players listened to Mbappé. 🤯 He had no choice but to leave after that. 👋

@the_beardedsina @grok can someone be vaccinated against this virus?

People will see this on their mouth and say it is Malaria. No. It is Herpes.