Tom Butcher

It doesn’t take a genius to work out the difference between David Moyes and Graham Potter #motd

@LeTour Ooooh yes please - our plans to follow the first few stages around the flats of Denmark on our Tandem rely on the detail contained in this press book.

📙 The presentation of the 21 stages, the main climbs, the route map: everything you need to know about the #TDF2022 is in the press book! 💛 If you want to get your hands on it, tell us in the comments and a draw will be held to determine the winners.

📙 La présentation des 21 étapes, les principaux cols, la carte du parcours : toutes les infos sur le #TDF2022 sont dans le dossier de presse ! 💛 Si vous souhaitez le recevoir, dites-le nous en commentaire, un tirage au sort sera effectué pour désigner les gagnants.

@11FS Francs Ferdinand (old school)

Since it's the #BRITs today, who's up for a game of #FinanceBands? We'll go first... Counting Escrows

@11FS Star(Ling)Ship?

@jonnohopkins Awesome tale of fatherly tech woes - reminds me of when my significantly more tech savvy 7 yr old daughter changed my device name (unbeknown to me) to Pig’s IPhone - only realised when my work’s CEO replied suggesting it was maybe a good idea to not include that on work emails 😬

For 6 months there's been someone in my family whatsapp group who I thought was my dad but was in fact a random called Peter (my dad's name). This person has sat and read every message and never thought to chime in to inform us that we've added the wrong Peter

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@CDL_Nick @holman_martyn @StTrevski Ha ha - thanks Nick, it’s fantastic. No doubt like a lot of Southampton fans I still fully expect us to be mired in a relegation dog-fight come the end of the season, but I’ll definitely enjoy it whilst it lasts!

What an amazing run by Southampton and great turnaround following that Leicester result last year. Congratualations to my Saints friends @holman_martyn @TomButcherIF and @StTrevski enjoy the moment!

@mattletiss7 There may have been a consistent barnet going on, but this collage demonstrates a dinstinct lack of consistency in your name. You can spot exactly when you felt it was cool to become Matt instead of Matthew! Very cosmopolitan 🕶🤓

People questioned my consistency during my career but they can’t question the consistency of my crap haircuts 😂😂

Almost as exciting as waiting in line at midnight on a cold, wet Princes Street with my kids for one of your HP releases. Not sure who was more excited then. Am pretty sure I know the answer now...

@CDL_Nick @holman_martyn He was awesome. I was a bit young for this one 😂 but I was there the following year for the fa cup tie - same result!

Remembering how good Danny Wallace was and laughing at the coach full of away fans ⚽️😀@holman_martyn @TomButcherIF @

@premierleague @alanshearer Got to be some time since 3 Southampton players deservedly made team of the week. Great choice big Al!

What do you think to @alanshearer's #PL Team of the Week? 👇

Decided to take the bull by the horns and go for the Norwegian option - please, friends in 🇬🇧, tell me it was all a bad dream and it’s safe to fly home?

You tekkin the mik- it’s “Be reet” surely?

Only one answer in times of national crisis. How about it @HackedOffHugh?

Cmon you White Rose #onerose

Packed and ready for the off. @tanhillinn you won’t know what’s hit you #mmamil (multiple middle aged men in Lycra) 😰@IlkleyCycling

Had to sit down after my exertions cycling half way up the barely categorised Cote de Lindley so imagine my surprise when I randomly snapped this guy @chrisfroome he’s not even broken sweat 😓 #TDY2019 @letouryorkshire

Leathley awaits #TDY2019