Tony the Tiger

Shed a grown man tear tonight. Thanks to everyone for having my back. If I’ve learned anything during my time at the University of Illinois, it’s that: You can’t stop the swap. Tony. #TheSwap

Had to get the entire bullpen on the bump to cure this brunch hangover. Fuck it, get beer up and moving around #closer #perfectgame

this angle is crazy. Hurley is a physcopath lmaooo

Andrej Stojakovic delivering the news.

@stevieovers You definitely look like the mahn, overs

Wore a new hairstyle to work today and nobody has commented on it. Does this mean it’s fucking dust?

Laser Fucking Focus

Jalen Rose saying shoot that vich

What was he doing in there? #T5MS

@shtillo Nice, what haus was she in?

I’m going on a date with a girl

I saw this in person 😢

Watching Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom on the train home from work. #BitchImKobe

What a day huh?

@stevieovers Shit man, sorry to hear that.

Puked at a Jewel Osco this morning

@shtillo I’ll also be there

Headed to Kennys for this Illini game. If you see me there, don’t be shy say hi!

@thebromwizard @CooperFliff

Unemployment appointment in Da Ridge with @CooperFliff. Little warm up before tomorrow night…

🚨BREAKING🚨 Maxx Crosby has been spotted at Chicago O’Hare International Airport 👀 Exciting news coming for Chicago, stay tuned!

@shtillo It’s good if it goes!!

ROTD #TuesdayFever

They actually deposited the punt/sack winnings into my account and then took it out. Speechless beat

What the motherfuck just happened. Darnold takes a mind boggling 6 yard dive and they randomly rule the last sack an interception. Someone made a call to Vegas alerting them that some jackass was cleaning house on 6-7 bets and now I’m fucked. #TheScoreBetGate