Shtillo

On a flight to San Fran to see my friends CC @shtillo

Text your crush something weird today Go to Walgreens and fart loudly in the laxative aisle Tell your Mother you love her Do a somersault in the grass and accidentally kick your dog while flipping but give him a treat after Start living

Only think about what you want, forget about what you don’t want, how you think manifests itself into all else

Had to get the entire bullpen on the bump to cure this brunch hangover. Fuck it, get beer up and moving around #closer #perfectgame

Honey Bee

Couple summers later, I got paper I acquired taste for salmon on a bagel with the capers on a square plate

2 mosas

It’s a give some to get some typa mothafuckin Tuesday It’s a whip out my hog and put it on the table typa Tuesday It’s a shrug it off cuz I’m heem typa Tuesday Fuck you know bout it

I find I am much happier in life when I let go and do and say whatever I feel Trust your gut

Been moving like I already got it and we dying tmro ! Happy Easter

The DG girls at Old Balls sophomore year

Stillo, Cieko, Valenzano, Phelan

Me to the random guy drying his hands in the Hopsmith bathroom after dunking my used catheter into the trash can over him