Tyler master thopterist

"The Amish are coming. The Amish know where you live" - my best friend Josh

@del_pivo90 I’m probably bottoming windswept heath and going turn 1 shock mokey

Mulligan at 6. OTP What you bottom!?

I have come to a realization: i am a failure

Trying to find a place to live makes me not want to be alive

The fights look great and all, but when the story's mid and I ain't invested in nobody, it just don't hit the same.

Is jjk even a top 100 anime

@NoahBurnsOhio At least he put the 12th tron land in his deck

MagicDevil666 updating his insults if he qualifies for the MOCS

Standard and modern both suck, great br update @wizards_magic

Invincible Season 4 episode 4

@SenTedCruz @247bling247 You voted against funding TSA yesterday.

@SaffronOlive Gruul scapeshift

Let's say I wanted to put together a bracket of iconic Modern decks from the pre-Modern Horizons era. What's one deck that you think absolutely must be included?

Howdy Gamers, It doesn’t matter who concedes to who at RCQ’s if you just win your matches

@FireForgeFriend @wildstwawberry Have you ever heard the phrase, “dont hate the player hate the game”?

@wildstwawberry "Do these people think that if I go to an RCQ and play against my friend without an invite the judge is gonna kick me out for losing that match?" Not if you play it out legitimately 1/3

Do these people think that if I go to an RCQ and play against my friend without an invite the judge is gonna kick me out for losing that match? Do they realize I can lose it slowly and deliberately instead of just scooping? Would they be mad if I lost it legitimately?

@GayBlayde @wildstwawberry @peterbyrnesmono Its not that deep robert

@wildstwawberry @peterbyrnesmono It’s an English word. You can just look it up in the dictionary.

Another day of waking up early and spending $30 when I don’t even want to play Magic, but the local one slot RCQ needs enough players to fire so we can get a friend qualified to play in the next RC with us. Time to go scoop to her and never actually play any Magic. Fun system!

@LaRougelol @DravenCorvinus @Dg9115 @fireshoes All the local players in our discord say they’re bored of modern and want to come out when something new happens so like

@TylerTopDecks @DravenCorvinus @Dg9115 @fireshoes I highly doubt the format being boring is the only reason your locals aren’t firing. No amount of bans or unbans is going to magically fix that either

Banned and Restricted Announcement – March 23, 2026 #mtg magic.wizards.com/en/news/announ…

@comrade1312mtg @NoahBurnsOhio GET EM

The lack of churn and real innovation in Modern is sign of bad health, magic is a better game with change and that’s a heuristic that I think should be more outwardly taken into account. Sultai LE (a close to unplayable deck) doing well in one event should not be center topic

@LaRougelol @DravenCorvinus @Dg9115 @fireshoes Id rather my modern locals fire, but hey at least we can pretend modern isn’t boring

@DravenCorvinus @Dg9115 @TylerTopDecks @fireshoes I’ll take boring over a bunch of unnecessary bans or unbans, this is infinitely better than having an entire rcq season dominated by one deck. The format is healthy right now. We’re not even halfway through the year with a bunch of sets on the way still. Things could change 🤷‍♂️

@Em_TeeGee respectfully, the committee clearly does not actually look at modern and is just focused on percentages. Modern is stale, players aren’t showing up to modern locals. Please actually look at formats or stop being in charge of a card games banlist.

This meme was 100% made by someone who put those Joe Biden “I Did That!” stickers on gas pumps like 6 years ago.