Tyler of the Hill

Whelp. Just because I'm self-abusive, I logged on to my old Twitter account, only to discover that my old handle (@tylerhill) had been given to some Crypto-Bro and I was now stuck with (@tylerhill___), without so much as a notification. Truly a hell site.

@TolarianCollege Comet's price on MTG Goldfish...

Which are the most powerful planeswalker cards in Magic: The Gathering? Video: youtu.be/eWrucNntOPU #MagicTheGathering

The perfect T-Shirt for Spring! St. Patrick's Day? Rainbows! Easter? Colored eggs! Pride Parade? Rainbows, again! Hot wing eating contest? Chicken! The Hue Hen, from Lesser Legends, is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. teepublic.com/t-shirt/580444…

@WaveConnects Astound? More like astoundingly bad customer service, am I right?

That's it for tonight folks! We'll be back tomorrow. But don't worry, if you need assistance, call us at 800-427-8686 where support is available 24/7. Have a great night! -Nicole

Feeling overwhelmed and confused by this holiday season? The Kerzemaid totally understands! The perfect shirt for you or the Christmas luddite in your life! teepublic.com/t-shirt/541076…

And, if it sells you there, you can always buy it through Book Baby, at: store.bookbaby.com/book/the-lesse… Thanks for your support!

If you are just now starting to do your Christmas shopping, and having someone on your list who likes cryptids, legends and eerie entities, might I suggest my book, Lesser Legends, which is still in stock at Amazon: amazon.com/Lesser-Legends…

Got into a debate with some friends about Prog Rock, and amused myself enough with a throw-away jokey comment that I decided to turn it into a real thing. So, now you too can buy a T-shirt to share your true feelings about Prog Rock! teepublic.com/t-shirt/517953…

Looking for the perfect T-shirt to get you in the Halloween Spirit? I've put the Pumpkin Smasher Basher onto a T-shirt (and other apparel). Celebrate the season & Trick or Treaters know they should leave your Jack O'Lantern alone all with one shirt! teepublic.com/t-shirt/516958…

Can find me on the thread site at @tylerhill75. I'll also be trying out the skysite at @tylerhill.bsky.social. Though I'm less set up there.

Everyone! I know that this isn't an airport, so I don't need to announce my departure. But the last week has proven to be a turning point for me. I'm jumping ship and will be Threading it up going forward. Hopefully you can follow me there. See comments for my ID there.

@CarlFNelson Glad to hear it.

@tylerhill I’m doing well and keeping safe. Staying with a wonderful host family in the West Bank near Bethlehem.

Oh thanks, Booking dot com what’s good?

@Acyn "Mace: I don't know anything."

Brennan: Do the past allegations of Jim Jordan that he turned a blind eye to sexual abuse give you reservations? Mace: I'm not familiar or aware of that.  Brennan: Ohio state university allegations. Mace: I don't know anything

@RonFilipkowski That quote they are paraphrasing isn't even something as hardcore as Scarface... it's from Home Alone 2.

Yeah, well he handled the Glock in the gun shop in SC like he had never touched a gun before. So, Scarface Trump here is a bit of a stretch.

@Rainmaker1973 Phil Tippett test footage.

Photographer Joel Sartore captured this footage of a Horsfield’s tarsier at Taman Safari in Indonesia. It's a carnivorous, nocturnal species of tarsier living in Borneo and Sumatra. [📹 joelsartore]

@dailystoic ...I read on Twitter.

"You become what you give your attention to." — Epictetus

@atrupar When you are having serious doubts about your professional future.

it doesn't look like he's having fun in court (Getty)

My favorite way to tell my feed has been switched from "Following" to "For You" is that all of my feed is suddenly "My favorite ______ is _____ what's yours?" what's yours?

@npcchris I feel like that Brian Bolland could basically sue for plagiarism of that image of Joker's eyes with the "Ha Ha"s.

This is absolute shit by every conceivable barometer, which goes to show that we’re fortunately at a point where anybody using AI for this stuff are completely bereft of creativity/taste. It’s the complete misuse of ALT text that really sends me though. These folks are ghouls.