Boris Anderson

Life is cruel, but not as cruel as me.

@7quid4ever @Honkadoi Ooh. He he he

@Honkadoi I love goanimate videos unironically and i love boris anderson

GoAnimate videos are such a guilty pleasure for me because of how rapidly they escalate

Stepping out of character for a bit. If I ever don't respond to y'alls DMs or replies, don't take it personally, I'm rarely ever on this account anymore, and frankly, role-playing as Boris got boring.

@CaillouHatesDad @ChuckECheese Don't have to ask me twice.

@ChuckECheese Chuck E. Cheese! How dare you use AI art in your promotion! That's it! I'm getting my father to blow up my local Chuck E. Cheese building! Oh, @URGrounded4Life!

Another reason to love your Fun Pass!💜 Join us for VIP Member Night for all the fun! Details drop in the CEC app the day before! chuckecheese.com/funpass/

Also, if your elves are slaves, I want a few. Female elves plz.

Dear Santa. Now pay attention fat ass, 'cause you went cheap on last year's haul. I've got a lot of demands. This year, I want a nuclear bomb, a grenade launcher, a brand new drug stash (the good stuff, not that cheap crap you gave me last year), and I want more torture devices.

@CaillouHatesDad No! I said 2 + 2 = Phish! Explains why you also failed your spelling test!

@URGrounded4Life But Dad, you told me 2 + 2 = fish! It's your fault I got it wrong!

Caillou's report card came in the mail today.

Another Nintendo Direct has come and gone, and there's no new games about grounding. I demand representation!

@CPHPCR The poll ended over a year ago.

I cannot vote!

Pibby retake x Youtube Boris corrupted #pibby #pibbyapocalypse #goanimate #YouTube (@Chickenbone213)

To those of you who say I'm an abusive father, let me remind you that I'm a merciful daddy. I used the Dark Side of the Force to keep his soul in his body and then I used a blow torch and cauterized where I cut his legs off.

Caillou got in trouble at school today, and like the top-teir daddy I am, I patiently disciplined my son. I subjected Caillou to waterboarding, gouged his eye out, stabbed a needle under his fingernail, gave him 2nd degree burns, and then slowly cut off his legs with a blunt saw.

@SastyCuce I did a lot worse than that brat. Just ask some of my old classmates, if you can ever find their bodies.

THEORY: Horrid Henry is GoAnimate Boris in his childhood, he just changed his name to escape prosecution.

Kayloo! I can't believe you got suspended from school for asking your classmate for sex! I didn't teach you to screw around with consent! That's it! Zip down those pants, beta male! You just lost your dick privileges!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Grounders and Groundees of all ages. Caillou Gets Grounded has arrived on Ao3. I call them Grounded Stories archiveofourown.org/works/69197516

@jamiedotpng Did? Do you not still?

Oh, I didn't kill them. I took them down to my torture chamber and performed a satanic ritual as I slowly peeled all the skin off their flesh. I used the Dark Side of the Force to keep their souls trapped in their bodies. The CPS workers all committed su1c1de after a few days.

Caillou! How dare you enter the Mushroom Kingdom and kidnap Princess Peach? First punishment, powering up with the Super Star and giving you a game over!

@bottle_b3 @VerySugaryGoon You'd better not!

@VerySugaryGoon why dont we just sentence mix boris' voice from goanimate videos and call it a day

does anyone know where i can get the marcello tts that isnt realaloud(dot)net or whatever its called ??? that website has sadly become a virus ridden mess 😔 #daveandbambi #davesfunalgebraclass #marcello

Cps has been called on me several times. The bodies of the cps workers were just never found.