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@stoolgambling The odds of winning five blackjack hands in a row, with two of those wins being blackjack, in a one-on-one game with a dealer using 7 deck sleeves, are approximately: 1 in 1,160, or about 0.086%. This guy is pretty lucky. 😀😅

@DocStrangelove2 Other than the P320 (and maybe some early P365 issues), Sig Sauer makes some truly great handguns.

Gun opinions that get this reaction

Industrial farming, with higher yielding wheat that contains more gluten. Those types in combination with higher gluten content trigger allergies in some people. Flour is enriched with synthetic additives. Pesticides like glyphosate are used in industrial level farming and can irritate the body's immune system.

Why is that?

@nypost Don’t judge. You don’t know the kind of days he’s had.

Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food trib.al/IvZIB0D

@Matt_Pinner Hands, hands, everywhere

Be HONEST

@DelusionPosting Oh, we understand perfectly.

@FirearmFury .22 LR great for plinking

Guess a caliber

@jonbrooks The Great Reset is upon us, whether you like it or not.

Are we all cool to just kick this massive debt problem to the next generation?

@theswansjr I suspect that by 2030 we'll be roughly $1 million away from complete and total collapse.

Bitcoin continues its collapse, ultimately going to zero. You can really see it here on this chart.

@DelusionPosting Am I missing something? That appears to be a cat’s foot on the book.

@GigaBasedDad Saving private Ryan

What other movie would you add to the list?

@fox5dc What would this man look like @grok ? Draw an artists rendering for the police.

A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County. fox5dc.com/news/dayton-we…

@Rothmus “They should put up a concrete wall with razor wire and gun turrets.”

@TRHLofficial Amish. Every time.

Redheads?

@JerOHMee @fox5dc Oh shit, you weren’t kidding. “What we don’t know:” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@USC2ndAmendment @fox5dc They left out: while driving... 💀💀💀

@TheFigen_ I’d definitely don that outfit when meeting a like-minded amoeba.

No way! On what occasion would you wear this?

@libsoftiktok @trevisw77 @Grok, can you provide a hard-hitting yet succinct definition of the word “teens” in this context?

Mob of black teens ransacks and vandalizes a local convenience store in California. The owner says this has happened MULTIPLE times already. The police were reportedly called but they never showed up. When are these thugs going to be held responsible?

@MostlyPeaceful I salute you, sir.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him

@AntiWokeMemes The entire comments section:

You have to be kidding me 😂

In honor of Chuck Norris, the one and only Walker Texas Ranger, post your best Chuck Norris joke.