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@Breaking911 Adding anime plushies to missile attacks is diabolical. The world has learned how to meme. Jesus christ. God help us all.

Footage allegedly shared by a U.S. soldier appears to show HIMARS missile launches targeting Iran from an undisclosed Gulf nation during the recent U.S.-Iran conflict.

@PerryALPHA That's true. Good addition.

@AutismCapital It's not just juicing. The non-juiced ones were able to wear aerodynamic swimsuits that are illegal in sanctioned competition, so they got to do something non-traditional

Overall retrospective on The Enhanced Games: There are a few thoughts here to break down. 1) The athletes were so grateful to participate. They made so much money to be there, some $1M+ to participate. For them that was a new lease on life. For an athlete who is past their prime to be able to compete again, actually get paid, have support, they could not have been happier. 2) The athletes hitting PBs (personal bests) was actually interesting and a good to see. But who cares, right? What we want to see is WRs (world records) right? Sort of. The athletes they got were mostly all past their prime. The pool they had to choose from had to be willing to take the enhancement drugs, be excommunicated from the traditional sports orgs for participating, have needed money, etc. So basically they’re not the best of the best athletes that are enhancing (at least publicly in this event). Not jabs, reality of getting older in sports. And even then, many of them were able to perform the best they ever did in their lives with the enhancement. That’s actually a huge win and very cool. And when you watched the interviews they’re honestly saying they FEEL the best they’ve ever felt. So good for them. This is likely why several of the natural athletes outperformed the enhanced ones. Because those athletes were in their prime and training for the larger events. They were clean. Of course the actual question remains: if you were to give an athlete in their PRIME these enhancements, how much better could the best become? 3) The Enhanced Games seems to be angling for some sort of subscription based supplement company model or something like that. In one of the interviews one of the organizers mentioned something like they’re using the event to collect data and want to sell supplements. So that seems to be the larger play: show people how drugs can improve their life, sell the drugs. 4) The event was clearly using science as the main patina to promote their larger business agenda. TLDR: It was an interesting event. The athletes were over the moon grateful and excited to get paid (a lot). The organizers are trying to likely use this to promote some sort of supplement company. They got to expose the world to their drugs they’re trying to sell. Athletes got to hit PBs and feel great and play their sports again. It was overall a cool thing.

@MollySOShea Great question. That’s what the people *actually* want to see. Genetically enhanced super freak jacked mutants doing unbelievable things.

@AutismCapital Real question, where were ‘Andre the Giant’ types

Thiel Steroid Podcaster SNORTS unknown substance & looks AWFUL before top of the charts podcast

@RefractiveENT @GaIIegos One world record was broken. Men's 50m freestyle.

@GaIIegos @AutismCapital Correct, and it wasnt even world records they were just personal bests. No world records were beaten.

JUST IN: Thor "The Mountain" Bjornsson fails his WR Deadlift attempt at The Enhanced Games

Beautiful.

NEW: Kristian Gkolomeev sets a WORLD RECORD in the Men's 50m freestyle and wins $1 MILLION DOLLARS! 🔥🔥🔥

The most amazing part of The Enhanced Games so far is that Bryan Johnson is up past 9PM.

A non enhanced athlete won for the FOURTH TIME against all other enhanced athletes tonight.

@alx Insane lmao. Just reading his scripted hate. Collecting his check.

Bruce Springsteen needed a teleprompter to give him his NPC talking points to attack Elon Musk and Donald Trump in Boston tonight.

@RetailInvestGuy Not yet.

@AutismCapital Have there been any world records beaten yet tonight?

Benjamin Proud misses a WR and an extra $1M by 5/100ths of a second. Can't imagine how he feels. SO CLOSE!

Its amazing how long it takes to get into the swim suits for competition. It can take up to 27 minutes, a team of three people, and tons of baby powder to squeeze in. Check out this time lapse. CRAZY.

@wirelyss Amazing 😂

@AutismCapital match made in heaven

She wishes she had the umbrella right now. We need to normalize sun umbrellas. 💀

Bryan put away the umbrella and now she's thinking "Can I use it?" LOL

The natural athlete wins AGAIN in The Enhanced Games.

@EricTheHermit Ken Doll is optimal aerodynamic performance. Smooth mound, smooth swim.

@AutismCapital "The missile"?

James “The Missile” Magnussen. He's a Golden God. We take juice too but it only gave us diabetes. Not this.